I had lunch at the local International House Of Pancakes today, and yet again, I did not see one even low level functionary of the littlest of countries. You would think (if you thought like me) that a truly "international" pancake house would have at least the King of Liechtenstein as a greeter or gladhander of some sort to reassure us that we were eating in a swanky place. No luck.
It has been revealed that Elvis was not only The King of Rock and Roll, but also The King of All Mankind.
Perhaps this revelation goes some way in explaining Elvis' many and varied apparitions, and his vast following of disciples.
In his lifetime, Elvis was tempted many times by the Devil. In his previous incarnation as Jesus, the Son of God had dismissed Satan's attempts to woo him to the d...
Memphis, Tennessee - A handgun belonging to Elvis was returned today. It was stolen last week from the Memphis Museum during the weeklong celebration commemorating the 30-year anniversary of Elvis's death. Finger prints raised off the gun have au...
Yes folks, it is true! Elvis Presley, The King of Rock and Roll is alive and well and living in Bognor Regis, U.K.
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