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Funny story: Faucian Bargain: Faucian Dilemma:

Faucian Bargain: Faucian Dilemma:

Dr. Anthony Fauci is a conflicted man these days. He believes that the medications that a patient takes is no one’s business other than the patient and the patient’s physician. Accordingly, on one hand, he is not troubled by President Trump’s is ta...

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Funny story: President Sprouts Horns and a Tail During Live TV Broadcast

President Sprouts Horns and a Tail During Live TV Broadcast

In a scene that left viewers stunned, the president, while signing into a law his new executive order regarding age of employment, began to spasm and cough violently. His faced turned beet red. He bent over in what at first appeared to be a fit of pa...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Disappointed Satan Has Never Tried to Buy His Soul

Nashville Man Disappointed Satan Has Never Tried to Buy His Soul

"Not that I ever would," said Nate Bailey of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding the prospect of selling his soul to Satan, "but I'd kind of like to know what they're going for these days." Again emphasizing that doing a deal with the devil is not an...

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Funny story: Six Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat

Six Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat

Tired of hearing your heathen friends whine about science and organized religion while completely ignoring your warnings about hell? Well, here are six  ways guaranteed to get those smooth-talking tricksters off their game. Why six? Because if yo...

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Funny story: Satan Objects to Being Demonized by Catholic Church

Satan Objects to Being Demonized by Catholic Church

"I may not have the greatest reputation," said Satan, "but when my name is mentioned, do you immediately think 'pedophilia'? Of course not! And to think the Catholic Church is trying to demonize me." Hurt by its fateful decision to limit the Trini...

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Funny story: Russell Brand - The Anti-Christ?

Russell Brand - The Anti-Christ?

Love him or hate him, the British comedian, actor, radio host, TV presenter, author, and activist, Russell Brand is hot property in entertainment circles, but is there something sinister lurking in his background? Brand has always been controversi...

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Funny story: Devil’s In The Detail In Mueller Report

Devil’s In The Detail In Mueller Report

Washington DC, USA - Donald Trump was initiated into the British Hellfire Club according to Chapter 666 of the Mueller Report. De-redacted federal papers describe events circa 1963 when the ageing Queen Mother acted as a ceremonial douche - uh, su...

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Funny story: Devil’s Advocate Warns Off Would-Be Players

Devil’s Advocate Warns Off Would-Be Players

Railing against the highly popular debate technique named for him, the Devil’s Advocate himself issued a stern warning to would-be players seeking to temporarily take on his identity for the sake of making a point. “The devil don’t play or get pla...

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Funny story: Man Tricks The Devil Into Buying His Sole

Man Tricks The Devil Into Buying His Sole

A man in New Jersey has told how he tricked the Devil in a contractual arrangement, whereby the Dark Lord agreed to grant the man's wish to bed a woman he desired, in return for his sole - not his soul. Barry Grime from Trenton had had designs on...

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Funny story: Satan Uncomfortable With Overwhelming Success

Satan Uncomfortable With Overwhelming Success

In a candid one-on-one interview, Satan, the prince of darkness and ruler of all seven circles of Hell, confirmed that he is uncomfortable with the overwhelming success he’s acheived in the realm of mortals. While his influence had always been preval...

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Funny story: Daniel Prophecy Discovered

Daniel Prophecy Discovered

Archaeologists worldwide are excited at the recent find in Jerusalem of what is believed to be the last prophecy of the prophet Daniel. It reads as follows: Last Prophecy of Daniel And behold in the last days men shall gaze onto glowing boxes a...

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Funny story: You Gotta Believe the Mets Are Damned

You Gotta Believe the Mets Are Damned

Most fans of baseball believed the Mets' acquisition of Yoenis Cespides for the playoff stretch run of 2015 nothing short of a miracle. Hitting at a .287 clip with 17 home runs and 44 runs batted in, the Cuban outfielder instantly added the offensiv...

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Funny story: Satan's Summer Committee of 300 Address

Satan's Summer Committee of 300 Address

Satan was as ever resplendent and in buoyant mood as he made his way to his throne at London's Coventry Masonic Hall. J.K. Rowling who had used the hall for her Harry Potter film post-premier celebrations was in attendance to introduce him. Satan...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz: Second Head Makes Trump Ineligible for POTUS

Ted Cruz: Second Head Makes Trump Ineligible for POTUS

In a bizarre turn of the tables, Ted Cruz has launched a birther attack against Donald Trump after reports of a second head emerging from Trump's jacket and shouting during a New Hampshire press briefing. "If this story is true, it raises serious...

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Funny story: Peter Pan Turns Out To be A Whore

Peter Pan Turns Out To be A Whore

In mythology, the god Pan was a fertility god, most often represented as a satyr, that sexually insatiable beast of the forest. Another aspect of Pan is that of the Horned God. He was often associated with and identified with Satan. But today, "...

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Funny story: God tells UK man to spend, spend, spend on his church!

God tells UK man to spend, spend, spend on his church!

A UK man with 200K to spare felt it burning in his pockets and God kept telling him to spend it on one of his impoverished churches. The Devil had different ideas and wanted him to "blow it" on sex, drugs and rock and roll. After going for a walk...

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Funny story: Latest Bilderberg Conference Under Way

Latest Bilderberg Conference Under Way

The latest Bilderberg conference is under way at its orignal location is Coventry's Masonic Hall London. Attending as usual are the world's most powerful individuals including the Murdochs, the Clintons, the Blairs and Browns, Peter Mandelson, industrial magnates and armaments manufacturers from around the globe. Satan, looking younger than his thirty-four years and devilishly attractive as a...

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