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Funny story: The Journey To Stop Saying 'Journey'

The Journey To Stop Saying 'Journey'

The Supreme Prime President of the World Jibber Jabber And Conversation Analysis (the WJJACA for you initialism fans) has issued a demand to the self-important, entitled people of the world. "Stop using the word 'journey'! You're over-using it an…

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Funny story: This Season’s Bachelorette Cancelled After The Bachelorette Becomes Pregnant

This Season’s Bachelorette Cancelled After The Bachelorette Becomes Pregnant

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – This season’s edition of The Bachelorette has been cancelled after only airing the first three shows. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors is reporting that the bachelorette Suzi Frillynix, 26, had been been running a fever of…

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Funny story: Contestant in "The Bachelorette" Comes Forth with Stunning Revelation, Asks for Compassion and Understanding

Contestant in "The Bachelorette" Comes Forth with Stunning Revelation, Asks for Compassion and Understanding

Hollywood - During the third episode of the current Bachelorette series last evening, one of the men in the final group of 16 contestants, still in the competition after three rose ceremonies, has come forward with a shocking confession in a conversa...

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Funny story: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest ratings in TV History - Guaranteed!

Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest ratings in TV History - Guaranteed!

In my opinion a special cornholing edition of The Bachelorette would DRIVE 40 million viewers to this program and be a breakout example - once and for all - of what American Morons really want in escapist reality programming in this cultural era best defined by Chris Hitchens in his book: The Age of Ilusion - (The Rise of Spectacle AND The Triumph of Illiteracy) Week 3 of the latest season o...

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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder pulls a Rambo after Nina Dobrev agrees to be the new Bachelorette

Ian Somerhalder pulls a Rambo after Nina Dobrev agrees to be the new Bachelorette

Host Chris Harrison announced Thursday during an interview that ABC is launching a new spinoff of the popular dating show, The Bachelorette. Inspired by the success of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice, ABC producers have decided to try their hand...

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Funny story: "Bachelorette" Ali Fedotowsky's Fiancé Roberto Martinez Calls Off Their Wedding

"Bachelorette" Ali Fedotowsky's Fiancé Roberto Martinez Calls Off Their Wedding

SAN DIEGO - Roberto Martinez wants it known that the reason why he and his fiancée Ali Fedotowsky did not get married in July as they were supposed to do was his decision and not hers. The former baseball player and native of South Carolina told G...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Shocked to Find Out She Won't Appear on Bachelorette

Kate Gosselin Shocked to Find Out She Won't Appear on Bachelorette

Kate has to hear it through the grapevine like everyone else. She is definitely not being considered for the next season of the Bachelorette or any special Bachelorette shows upcoming on ABC. A spokesperson for ABC told Ryan Seacrest this when he (Se...

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