SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has announced that Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle have reached an agreement to purchase Taylor Swift’s Blue Tattoo Ranch. The working cattle ranch is located just south of San Anton…
While ex-President George W, Bush was on the book signing tour, he managed to watch the Ky/Uconn Championship game alongside former President Bill Clinton. What Bush and Laura didn't know, since she was in Florida, was that a drama was being playe...
TOKYO - The government of Japan has just sent a message to the owner of one of the largest longhorn cattle ranches in the state of Texas about purchasing some cattle. The Japanese people have fallen in love with fajitas[Pronounced FA-HE-TUS], whic...
SAN ANTONIO - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder purchased the 3,000 acre Blue Tattoo Ranch located outside of San Antonio in the summer of 2012. And now that the couple has ended their relationship they have decided to sell the sprawling ranch compl...
HOLLYWOOD - Producers of the TNT show Dallas have just about given up trying to convince the main star Larry Hagman, 80, to trim his ridiculously hideous looking eyebrows. Hagman showing that he is every bit as stubborn and as hard headed as the m...
SAN ANTONIO - The young stars of The Vampire Diaries flew into San Antonio to tour the 3,000 acre Blue Tattoo Ranch which is owned by Russell Brand. The beautiful, sprawling, working cattle ranch was originally owned by country legend George Strai...
SAN FRANCISCO - Joe Jonas traveled to The Golden Gate City to relax after a grueling concert tour with his band the Jonas Brothers. He was relaxing down at the Fisherman's Wharf when he was approached by a reporter for iRumors Summersetter Faxx.
LAREDO - Canadian heartthrob Justin Bieber spent three days relaxing down on Robert Pattinson's Texas ranch, El Rancho De La Senora Loca (The Crazy Woman Ranch). Bieber told a reporter for The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that he had a great time...
SAN ANTONIO - Newlyweds Russell Brand and Katy Perry have just purchased the 3,000 acre cattle ranch, The Blue Tattoo Ranch from Sandra Bullock's ex-husband, Jesse James. The working cattle ranch is located 40 miles south of San Antonio and is equ...
LAREDO, Texas - Kristen Stewart recently flew down to Texas and checked out some South Texas ranches that she had seen for sale on eBay. She stated that she knows how much her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson loves to do the "Cowboy Thing" so she...
CHICAGO - The former ex-future son-in-law of the former ex-governor of Alaska Levi Johnston has agreed to pose in PlayChick Magazine. The Chicago-based publication caters to the modern, discerning, American woman between the ages of 19 and 39, but...
BLANK CHECK CITY, Texas - After twenty years of roaming the vast countryside of Central Texas the dreaded legendary creature the Chupacabra, which means "Goat Sucker" has finally been captured. Emmett Bob Figginfacker, a crop dusting pilot and own...
WASHINGTON D.C.--(WAR BEAT) One day after being fired from his 30 year gig at CBS Corp., Don Imus got a call from his country to be the new face and communicator for the war effort in Iraq. President George W. Bush h...
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