President Barry O'Bama is said to be excited over Boston Irish plans to host a 'big homecoming' for their prodigal son as he returns to Martha's Vineyard for the third consecutive August 'family' vacation. The homecoming will even out do O'Bama's...
Armed with a meager allowance from The Spoof (The US Edition), stringer Wally Wordsmithe is on a 3 week road trip to retrace the famous steps of the infamous Kennedy Clan as he's off to New England to visit some of the Pubs made famous by the gin gu...
As if 18 " of snow wasn't enough to cause holiday havoc on the road in the northeast after a record snowfall over Christmas, the Rhode Island airport was forced to close even though plows had kept the runways clear after all the deicer went missing!...
Ottawa, Ontario - Mary Jo Kopechne, the daughter of Joseph Kopechne and Gwen Kopechne of Hull, Québec, is to be married Sunday to Edward M. Kennedy, the son of Rosemary E. Kennedy and Joseph P.Kennedy of Ottawa, Ontario. Dr.Norma Jean, a Universal Li...
HADES, HL - Lucifer held a press conference Tuesday afternoon to announce his decision regarding Ted Kennedy's application for residence. Mr. Kennedy applied for the permit to Hades after he was rejected at the Pearly Gates in 2009 after his death...
Jedward star and unlikely pop-idol, Edward Grimes, was rushed to hospital yesterday after collapsing on stage. The 18 year old performer, who was appearing with his twin-brother John, was seen to stumble and eventually collapse on stage, much to t...
Hyannis Port, Massachusetts - (Mary Jo Mess): 'A lying, cheating drunkard up to his ass in mobster money laundering and Vatican child sex scandal cover-ups' is the gist of newly released FBI files on Edward Kennedy. The Senator for Massachusetts'...
Teddy, of Chappaquiddick fame, has again amazed his fans and distracters. In 1973, while on a campaign trip to eastern Massachusetts, Teddy met Linda Mae Amherst Jones. Jones was a campaign assistant and granddaughter of a rumrunner under the employee of old man Joseph Kennedy. Apparently Joneses grandmother, who drove a prohibition era whiskey truck, had a tryst with old Joe resulting i...
Democrat Politicians have been bracing for a monumental voter storm as Hair Apparent Martha Coakley, the Kennedy' Anointed One' for his very large Senate Seat has been responsible for calling up monumental storm clouds for the future of Obamamania.
As if she hasn't enough problems with her campaign to 'win' the Senate seat 'bequeathed' to her by the DNC and the extended Kennedy family, Coakley is now facing charges that she has been harboring Boston Fugitive/Hitman/ FBI Informant Whitey Bulger...
Massachusetts voters have been energized as never before, as the special election to replace the ever pickled Senate Icon Ted Kennedy heads into the final hours before Tuesday's election. On the playing field, Martha Coakley a weak kneed state Att...
BUTTE, Montana - Senator John Edwards was in town to help with the dedication of the brand new 30-foot tall Big Horn Sheep statue. The statue was erected in honor of the states 30 million big horn sheep which roam around all over the place. You ca...
Madam Fu Ying has hit out at press reports that she dislikes her neighbours Jedward by sending an open letter to the media declaring her support for the Irish twins. "Their perseverance, work ethic, dedication to excellence and ability to look goo...
Pearly Gate, Celestial City, Heaven - Yesterday, Sister Mary Jo, resident here these past 40 years since she drowned in an auto "accident", received a surprise visitor. A former Congressman, who for legal reasons will remain nameless, was given a...
The noted cat, Calvin Oscar, who has been seen going into the rooms of over 50 dying patients at a nursing home in Providence, Rhode Island two years ago, before he was adopted and taken home by a worker there, apparently appeared in the room of Mass...
Chatham,Ma/ Woods Hole Oceanographic News - In a final lifting of his middle finger to the constituents that paid his way for over 55 years, deceased Senator Edward M. Kennedy had one parting shot to ruin labor day for millions on Cape Cod. Report...
Well, Diary, it's been a strange sort of last few days for me. First of all I'm still in the news for no reason, which isn't strange at all, seeing as Americans have never produced anyone newsworthy in over 200 years, so they need people like me and, er, that Kenyan guy to go on and on about. Makes them feel important, I guess. No, Diary, what's strange is that last Tuesday I died! Yes, I had j...
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