Nadim Zahawi is the chairman of the UK Conservative Party. He is also a dishonest toe rag. Careless whiskers by Rob Barratt Oh where are we, Mister Zahawi? Was your brain on safari in Malawi? Or Mali? Or Derby? Or in a bowl of pastrami?…
OSSINING, New York - (Satire News) - Eric Trump says that his daddy, was shocked, devastated, and pissed off as shit, when he found out that federal prisons do not serve McDonalds Big Mac burgers. Eric said that his father asked a prison official…
Colombian pop singer Shakira has been charged with tax evasion of nearly $15 million by the Spanish government, after testimony from Shakira’s Hips, the star witness. The ‘She Wolf’ singer maintained her innocence through the trial, but Shakira’s…
A prolonged interview with the proverbial elephant in the room on a certain laptop and other matters has at last surfaced. The elephant being interviewed, a dignified male with gray in his eyebrows, expressed sympathy for the President and his son…
John McAfee has been arrested! Deep in an undisclosed location that is as beautiful as it is deadly, Seal Team Six jumped from a helicopter into a dense tropical forest, their dissent as quiet as a spider plunging from a trees’ canopy. Target a…
(UNEDITED) Avoiding paying tax is 'Folk Sport Numero Uno' all over the planet. However, due to the influx of illegal immigrants into Europe, this sport has taken on new dimensions because many who flee their homelands are genius's in avoiding paying…
Angry Manchester United fans raised a call today for crowdfunding an appeal to get their team's manager, José Mourinho, jailed after he reached a deal with the Spanish state on a one-year suspended sentence in a long-running tax fraud case. Famous...
Bristol, UK: A dead body waiting to be transported to the grave missed its appointment because the vehicle carrying it was CLAMPED! The owner of the hearse was DEAD sure he paid his road tax, but the brain-dead company clamping the thing thought,...
BRUSSELS - In the aftermath of the European Commission's decision to reprimand Apple over their tax avoidance they have now turned their attention to rock star, humanitarian and professional pranet Bono. Controversially, in 2006, U2 opted to move the...
"I'm not a villain," said Heather Avarice, chief executive of Extort Pharmaceuticals, one the few generic drug manufactures left in an oligopolistic industry noted for price gouging. She was speaking at a press conference today at company headquarte...
Lionel Messi, super-star footballer who applies his trade in Spain, Barcelona, to be precise, has many allies in the Spanish Inland Revenue; and they all feel sorry for him! Exactly how many millions he earns nobody really knows, but tax officers...
Greek philosopher, Pythagoras, is being forced out of his cave on Samos because he cannot afford the rent although he's been dead for roughly 2500 thousand years! Greece is in such financial turmoil and authorities on the wonderful island decided...
Charlottesville, NC- President Obama expressed amazement today that his political opponents sometimes call him a "tax and spend liberal." On a visit to an historically segregated, poor performing all black school, the President told students that h...
CIA (cockroach Infiltration Army) HQ deep down in the vaults of the Rothschild Bank, Geneva, Switzerland, has just relayed this astonishing news scoop overheard between Herr Rudolf Liechenstein-Hoeness (no relation) and a senior director of the scandalous tax-avoiding bank, you know the one! CIA star reporter, Willy-Untermensch-Goebbels, crept between the hand-made, shiny leather shoes of the 2...
Shamed Bayern Munich director, Uli Hoeness, has confessed to the court that his addiction to German Bratwurst was the reason for cheating the German fiscus out of more than 3 million Euros. After Uli retired from active football he became addicted...
Washington - The head of the Swiss FistCredit Bank deeply regrets that some of his managers got caught operating what had been an extremely successful, long-running scam. Speaking before the Senate Select Misappropriations Committee today Hans in...
The head of Verhizon Communications Inc. says the U.S. Company is not planning to enter the Canadian wireless telecom market because of Polar Bears and French speaking Quebecois people ''who make me sick as they have been persecuting Polar Bears''.
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