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Funny story: Pfeiffer Take Over Threat

Pfeiffer Take Over Threat

Cute farmer Michelle Pfeiffer is set to take over British agricultural firm AstralZenith so that she can turn it into a world renowned brand. Michelle, married to a member of the mob, known as Ian Reed, has been involved during her agricultural ca...

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Funny story: Clorox Washes Off Icahn's Takeover Bid

Clorox Washes Off Icahn's Takeover Bid

Cleansing themselves of continued efforts to buy their company, the Clorox board of directors chose to stage a dramatic answer to Carl Icahn's $18 Billion offer, by ceremoniously removing stained T-Shirts with Icahn's name on them, and tossing them i...

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Funny story: Twins Target JCPenney for Takeover

Twins Target JCPenney for Takeover

In the business world, rumors of hostile takeovers are as common as your ugly aunt's underwear and, if you know anything about time management, most of them hardly deserve a moment of your attention. Unfortunately, a certain percentage of rumors turn...

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Funny story: Loadsamoney Plc In Bid For Manchester United Scarves

Loadsamoney Plc In Bid For Manchester United Scarves

A consortium of retail managers, painters, decorators, plumbers and plasterers, all diehard reds, has put in an audacious bid for old Manchester United scarves in the continuing battle against the current US owners who know a done deal with Real Madr...

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Funny story: All Cadbury jobs are safe, although many will go

All Cadbury jobs are safe, although many will go

The senior management and shareholding city suits at Cadbury's, many of whom have never worked a day in their life, have confirmed that all jobs are safe at the firm, despite the recent take-over by people wanting to make even more money than they ha...

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Funny story: Spiders Corner Web Design Market

Spiders Corner Web Design Market

Webb City, Missouri - In a predatory takeover bid, spiders have bundled up 83 per cent of the world's web design market. Tarantula Inc, a global conglomerate of spiders world-wide, sealed the deal with their recent hostile acquisition of a competitor...

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Funny story: Marks & Spencer Subjected To Oxfam Takeover Bid

Marks & Spencer Subjected To Oxfam Takeover Bid

Charity organisation Oxfarm today made a move towards becoming a major player in the fashion world when it made a £145squillion takeover bid for Marks & Sparks.

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Funny story: Lesbians Take Over Seattle

Lesbians Take Over Seattle

Brutal takeover "not as cool" as some previously imagined.

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