Taco Bell is the nation's number one national franchise for Mexican food. The company that was founded in 1962, by Alejandro Alonzo Bell has just come up with it's latest food menu creation, the Sushi and Tofu Burrito. The new food item was tested…
CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - Move over, Michelangelo, because Taco Bell has just created a masterpiece in the form of their guacamole dip, which has been named The Mona Lisa of Fast Food Dips. According to a spokesperson for the fast food chain, Taco…
Pete Davidson is a new spokesman for Taco Bell’s breakfast burrito, and the company couldn’t be happier. “We hope this translates into major sales – if we ain’t seeing Americans getting fatter and fatter off our product, then we’re doing something…
SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, California - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just named Taco Bell's Fiery Hot Queso as the best in the fast food industry. Reporter Paloma Sonoma, with AFNA said that her agency conducted test tastes from o…
HEAT WAVE, California - (Satire News) - The largest taco chain franchises in the nation, and in fact in the entire solar system, has just made a stock-raising announcement. Taco Bell spokesperson, Paco Vistalarga-Waywater, 51, told the assembled f…
CHICAGO - (Sports Satire) - The American Foodie News Agency is reporting that the world's greatest matador Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho is being considered to become the spokesperson for Taco Bell. Barcelona bullfighter "El Gazpacho" is perhaps one…
TORONTO, Canada – (Satire News) – The Detroit Mirror newspaper is reporting that one of the world’s greatest contortionist has met with a rather unusual injury. Georgio The Great, considered even better than the Great Gilda, who could literally en…
Irvine, CA - Taco Bell is always trying to gain global market share in the profitable 'crappy food' market, and they have seen steady profits with their bizarre international menu. In Japan, you can get a Octopusadilla. In Italy, you'll find taco-…
GUCAMOLE GROVE, Caifornia – (Satire News) – The news media is reporting that the Taco Bell board of directors has just voted 27-1 to ban Ted Cruz from getting within 75 feet of Taco Bell property. Board member Antonio Lopez de San Saludos, remarke…
TAMPA BAY – (Satire News) – After getting his butt kicked all over Raymond James Stadium by Tom Brady’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Patrick Mahomes of the Kansas City Chiefs, showed that he’s an honorable man. Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gazette, st…
ENCHILADA LAKE, California – (Satire News) – The executives at Taco Bell are not happy with the holiday food planning department, after their festive Taco Bell Christmas Burritos promotion went over like a pair of seedless maracas. The fast food c…
NEW YORK – In a move that has stunned the fast-food world, Taco Bell have announced that they will begin to offer Mexican food on their menu. A spokesman for YUM Brands, owner of the successful food purveyor, stated, “It is time we recognized the…
Atlanta, GA - Resident Gastroenterologist at the CDC, Dr. Herb Greencloud, has been studying whether a person can catch COVID-19 from a fart. And the answer is a resounding 'YES!!' Explains Dr. Greencloud, "A fart, as it's commonly known in lay…
IRVINE, California – The Taco Bell Corporation has decided that, after using the name for almost 60 years, it is time for a change. The Taco Bell Board of Directors, after conducting dozens of research surveys throughout the country, have agreed t…
HOLLYWOOD – Famed singer, Cher, recently spoke with Kitty Sequoia with the iNews Agency, and she revealed an amazing secret that she had been keeping for many, many years. The female half of the famous singing duo Sonny & Cher said that when s...
The Spoof is dedicated to maintaining the memory of the greatest pop culture moments in Western Civilization. In this week’s Pop Culture Flashback, we’d like to look back at one of advertising’s most popular mascots, the Taco Bell chihuahua. From 199...
LAND OF OPPORTUNITY, ARIZONA -- In a fast food counter attack, McDonald's is launching a commercial featuring 12 everyday illegal aliens from Arizona named "Taco" Bell being arrested by authorities. "My name is Ernesto 'Taco' Bell," said one man f...
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