Once again, where the fuck is Xi Jinping, the madman who rules China with his iron fist? Is he playing ping-pong, since the Chinese love that game, and yet it’s not in the Olympics – but when Xi plays, other athletes will say, “Wow! Such a great a…
The International Federation Of Sport-Related After Dinner Speech Makers met for their annual awards ceremony. Various prestigious trophies are handed out to sports teams and stars alike, voted for by the assembled cream of the 'has-been' sports worl…
A man has recalled how his best friend at school was in the same class as a boy who was going bald. Moys Kenwood, then 13, and his best pal, Derek, a year older, lived near each other, and spent much time in each other's company, playing football,…
A man searching through some cardboard boxes of stuff that he had kept from his childhood, earlier today, unearthed his first table tennis bat, and was astonished to find that both the forehand and backhand rubber sections had changed from a beautifu...
Chepenseki, TENN.-- Local morons , Roy and Teri Rosheen, have had yet another child. According to local sources, the couple plans on naming the creation something "unique" like "Unique" or "Randy". The precious and soon to be dimwitted child is t...
Luton police are questioing a man who was arrested for causing confusion at Luton airport with a couple of table tennis bats. Airline expert Ron Bexley explains, "Airline pilots are conditioned to follow the signals of ground crew when they wave t...
An unlikely double-act huddled in the corner of the post-olympic tea party reception held at the British Embassy in Beijing found Boris and Becks hatching a plan to ensure that the Brits finish on the podium of the 2012 table tennis event. David d...
Tennis player Andy Murray is to retire from tennis to take up pingpong.
The coach of the men's national table tennis team, Teodor Gheorghe, has announced that star tennis players James Blake and Andy Roddick will be partnering for the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Blake and Roddick will be suiting up as doubles partners for...
The world of professional table tennis is in morning today after the announcement by Chinese state television of the un-expected death of Pong Ping Poo, the greatest exponent of the game in it's long and distinguished history.
Somewhere in the Taiwan Strait - The inaugural China-Taiwan Table Tennis Challenge (dubbed 'Ping Pong Diplomacy Redux') will be held this year at a neutral site somewhere between Taiwan and mainland China.
There was real excitement last night at the 2007 Chinese National Table Tennis Championships in Beijing, in front of a sell-out crowd.
There were chaotic scenes at the world Table Tennis Championships in Bejing yesterday, when Bangkok hooker, Ying Tong Tidillifoo, beat China's no 1 seed in a highly charged match.
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