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Funny story: Jinping is Playing Ping-Pong

Jinping is Playing Ping-Pong

Once again, where the fuck is Xi Jinping, the madman who rules China with his iron fist? Is he playing ping-pong, since the Chinese love that game, and yet it’s not in the Olympics – but when Xi plays, other athletes will say, “Wow! Such a great a…

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Funny story: Ping Pong Voted World's Silliest Name In Sport

Ping Pong Voted World's Silliest Name In Sport

The International Federation Of Sport-Related After Dinner Speech Makers met for their annual awards ceremony. Various prestigious trophies are handed out to sports teams and stars alike, voted for by the assembled cream of the 'has-been' sports worl…

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Funny story: Man Had A Friend Who Had A Friend Who Was Going Bald At School

Man Had A Friend Who Had A Friend Who Was Going Bald At School

A man has recalled how his best friend at school was in the same class as a boy who was going bald. Moys Kenwood, then 13, and his best pal, Derek, a year older, lived near each other, and spent much time in each other's company, playing football,…

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Funny story: Table Tennis Bat Used To Be Red, But Just Look At The Fucking State Of It Now!

Table Tennis Bat Used To Be Red, But Just Look At The Fucking State Of It Now!

A man searching through some cardboard boxes of stuff that he had kept from his childhood, earlier today, unearthed his first table tennis bat, and was astonished to find that both the forehand and backhand rubber sections had changed from a beautifu...

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Funny story: Bigot Parents Are Having Yet Another Baby

Bigot Parents Are Having Yet Another Baby

Chepenseki, TENN.-- Local morons , Roy and Teri Rosheen, have had yet another child. According to local sources, the couple plans on naming the creation something "unique" like "Unique" or "Randy". The precious and soon to be dimwitted child is t...

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Funny story: Man Causes havok at airport with Table Tennis bats

Man Causes havok at airport with Table Tennis bats

Luton police are questioing a man who was arrested for causing confusion at Luton airport with a couple of table tennis bats. Airline expert Ron Bexley explains, "Airline pilots are conditioned to follow the signals of ground crew when they wave t...

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Funny story: Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret

An unlikely double-act huddled in the corner of the post-olympic tea party reception held at the British Embassy in Beijing found Boris and Becks hatching a plan to ensure that the Brits finish on the podium of the 2012 table tennis event. David d...

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Funny story: Andy Murray retires to take up table tennis

Andy Murray retires to take up table tennis

Tennis player Andy Murray is to retire from tennis to take up pingpong.

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Funny story: Blake and Roddick: Table Tennis Dream Team for Beijing

Blake and Roddick: Table Tennis Dream Team for Beijing

The coach of the men's national table tennis team, Teodor Gheorghe, has announced that star tennis players James Blake and Andy Roddick will be partnering for the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Blake and Roddick will be suiting up as doubles partners for...

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Funny story: Ping Pong Legend Pong Ping Poo Dies Aged 97

Ping Pong Legend Pong Ping Poo Dies Aged 97

The world of professional table tennis is in morning today after the announcement by Chinese state television of the un-expected death of Pong Ping Poo, the greatest exponent of the game in it's long and distinguished history.

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Funny story: "Ping Pong Diplomacy Redux" Expects to Attract Record Television Viewership

"Ping Pong Diplomacy Redux" Expects to Attract Record Television Viewership

Somewhere in the Taiwan Strait - The inaugural China-Taiwan Table Tennis Challenge (dubbed 'Ping Pong Diplomacy Redux') will be held this year at a neutral site somewhere between Taiwan and mainland China.

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Funny story: Chinese Table Tennis Latest

Chinese Table Tennis Latest

There was real excitement last night at the 2007 Chinese National Table Tennis Championships in Beijing, in front of a sell-out crowd.

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Funny story: Bangkok hooker demonstrates new technique at world ping pong championships

Bangkok hooker demonstrates new technique at world ping pong championships

There were chaotic scenes at the world Table Tennis Championships in Bejing yesterday, when Bangkok hooker, Ying Tong Tidillifoo, beat China's no 1 seed in a highly charged match.

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