Over 11,000 people over the age of 100 will be stripped of their free TV licenses under a Tory government, in what seems like another instalment in the magic ritual to resurrect their blood God. Pensioners everywhere have said how much of an effect i...
The BBC charges £145.50 to those that use it's services with funds going towards news coverage, educational content and entertainment, however not everybody is content - Christopher Fulford from Kent says "enough is enough". Mr Fulford,55, who own...
The BBC is to impose a three tier licensing system to dumb down its program content even further. Licence Class 1): £1000 Programmes featuring living people. Licence Class 2): £200 Programmes featuring half dead people including vampires, zombi...
In a major departure from usual government policy, the BBC has been given the green light to raise the annual TV licence fee by 'considerably more than inflation', according to a highly placed government source. It is understood that high level ne...
Following on from yesterdays expose which showed that the BBC, generously funded by the public, is manically anti-religion, it seems that good old auntie beeb has upset the very people they were pandering to, the atheists. Atheists do not believe...
Licence payers were shocked last night as a brand new and very spicy hot series based on a group of Scottish lesbians was shown with them wearing kilts (without panties, cheeky). Snogging, seducing, raunchy love scenes were not the problem and the...
BBC licence fee collectors have been advised to be wary of customers using words like "shambles" and "useless" - they might be complaining about the broadcaster's service! The advice comes in a new "idiot's guide" for the collectors. It highlig...
A man in Preston was today recovering from shock after receiving a TV Licence bill addressed to his dog. Arthur Ramsbottom went to his front door to pick up his mail when he noticed an envelope from the TV Licensing Authorities. 'I was flicking t...
1. Refuse to pay for a TV licence. 2. Get sent to court to ensure that there is a significant waste of tax-payers money. 3. Call the judge an "old buffoon" so that you get sentenced for at least a year. 4. As soon as you start your sentence, apply for a television. 5. Serve one week, whilst being a 'goody-two-shoes'. 6. Rent a colour television with remote control for just £1 per week. If...
The BBC isn't harsh enough in its language in licence fee reminder letters, its governing body TASS said today. Chairman of TASS, Sir Joseph Steelman, said: 'Previous letters have used tame phrases such as 'pay up now, you snivelling little bastar...
The biggest robbery in British history occurred earlier this week, as thieves made off with the astonishing amount of £3.2 billion, dwarfing such robberies as the Brinks-Mat one. Police are uncertain as to how this was pulled off, but are questioning...
When Hampshire dentist, 102 year old Eric King-Turner retired just two years ago (in keeping with the new government pension age) he has finally decided to sell-up and ship out. Taking a four week cruise to the antipodean island,
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