Rome - The big cheese in charge of guarding the Pope has been booted out of the Vatican for violating its strict regimental dress code.
Commander Guido Emmental's brightly colored Comb Moron - uh, Comb Morion! - a traditional helmet made from alt...
Rome - (Papa Bullshit): In Old Testament days it used to be called loincloth shunning.
And this weekend it's really got up the Pope's nose as the relentless Italian heatwave continues to fry the Papal bollox - er...brain! - to oblivion.
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