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Funny story: Haiti’s Olympic Team Has Been Banned From Going To Tokyo

Haiti’s Olympic Team Has Been Banned From Going To Tokyo

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti – (Olympic Satire) – A spokeswoman for the Haitian Olympic team has just issued a news release, stating that the country’s Olympic athletes will not be allowed to participate in the Summer Olympics in Tokyo. Cynthia Vega-Omeg…

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Funny story: Iceland’s Lone Olympic Athlete Suddenly Leaves Tokyo

Iceland’s Lone Olympic Athlete Suddenly Leaves Tokyo

TOKYO – (Olympic Satire) – The Summer Olympic Committee is sad to report that Iceland’s lone entry in the Summer Olympics has left Japan and returned to his home in Kopavogur, Iceland. Gunnar F. Boltholt, a javelin thrower, told a security guard t…

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Funny story: A Member of The Swiss Weight Lifting Team Tests Positive For Crack Cocaine, Heroin, and Budweiser Beer

A Member of The Swiss Weight Lifting Team Tests Positive For Crack Cocaine, Heroin, and Budweiser Beer

TOKYO – (Olympics Satire) – There is extreme disappointment, despair, and friggin' sadness in the dormitory building where the Swiss Olympic team is housed. Reports state that Switzerland’s top weight lifter, Leon Titbrunnen, was given a random dr…

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Funny story: The Worldwide Olympic Federation Has Banned The Entire Belgian Olympic Team

The Worldwide Olympic Federation Has Banned The Entire Belgian Olympic Team

TOKYO – (Satire News) – Bad news has hit Belgium’s Olympic team. After a 72-hour investigation, it was determined that several members of the team smuggled in several packages of illegal Brussels Sprouts. One of the guilty athletes tried to say…

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Funny story: A Javelin Thrower From Zimbabwe Arrested In The Possession of An Illegal Blow Gun

A Javelin Thrower From Zimbabwe Arrested In The Possession of An Illegal Blow Gun

TOKYO – (Satire News) – Summer Olympic officials were shocked beyond belief when a routine search of the Zimbabwe Olympic team turned up an illegal blowgun. The blowgun known commercially as the Zebra Z-19, is extremely dangerous and unlike most t…

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Funny story: Poland’s Premier Pole Vaulter Has Been Disqualified From The Summer Olympics

Poland’s Premier Pole Vaulter Has Been Disqualified From The Summer Olympics

POZNAN, Poland – (Sports Satire) – Reports filtering out of Poland state that the country’s top female pole vaulter has just been disqualified from participating in this year’s summer Olympics in Tokyo, Japan. Guntherina Lubbintok, 24, was notifie…

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Funny story: The Summer Olympic Committee Says Twerking Will No Longer Be An Olympic Event

The Summer Olympic Committee Says Twerking Will No Longer Be An Olympic Event

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – After much deliberating, the World Summer Olympic Committee has decided that twerking will no longer be an Olympic event beginning with the upcoming Summer Olympics. A spokesperson for the WSOC stated that the rea…

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Funny story: Fox Hunting Touted as Next New Summer Olympic Event

Fox Hunting Touted as Next New Summer Olympic Event

LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND - In a highly secret, behind the scenes, "blue blood grass effort", the sport of Fox Hunting is being touted as the next new Summer Olympic event. An unidentified source has revealed several highly influential supporters from...

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Funny story: Olympic Committee Says it is Reconsidering Rio as Site for 2016 Summer Olympics

Olympic Committee Says it is Reconsidering Rio as Site for 2016 Summer Olympics

LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND - The International Olympic Committee announced today it is reconsidering Rio De Janeiro as the site of the 2016 Summer Olympics. "Something very disturbing has come to our attention," says Jean Longet, spokesman for the Com...

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Funny story: World on Tenterhooks to See Who will Win Badminton Gold in 2016

World on Tenterhooks to See Who will Win Badminton Gold in 2016

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL - All the world, except possibly for the United States, is in a tizzy of anticipation to see who is going to qualify to compete in badminton at the Summer Olympics in Rio in 2016. China, Japan, Indonesia, South Korea have se...

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