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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing To Be Replaced By New Show

Strictly Come Dancing To Be Replaced By New Show

The BBC has announced that, due to the deadly Coronavirus outbreak, and the new authoritarian rules imposed by the government to limit its spread, 'Strictly Come Dancing' has been put on hold, and will be replaced by a new show which stays well withi...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show

Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show

As the furore surrounding 'same sex' couples in this year's 'Strictly Come Dancing' rumbles on unabated, the BBC has announced that new Tottenham Hotspur manager, José Mourinho, will 'team up' with his predecessor, Mauricio Pochettino, in the show's...

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Funny story: Tory Leadership Race To Be Decided In Strictly Come Dancing Dance-off

Tory Leadership Race To Be Decided In Strictly Come Dancing Dance-off

As Boris Johnson attempts to shake off the challenges of his fellow Tory MPs, Jeremy Hunt, and Michael Gove, news has emerged from 10 Downing Street that the winner from the 'final three' will be decided by the nation in a Strictly Come Dancing dance...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Pasha Kovalev Is A KGB Agent

Strictly Come Dancing Pasha Kovalev Is A KGB Agent

Pasha Kovalev, the 8-year veteran of the BBC's stupid dance extravaganza, Strictly Come Dancing, has announced that he is to leave the show 'forthwith, and by mutual consent'. The Spoof understands he is a KGB operative. Kovalev joined the show...

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Funny story: The Apprentice Week 206, Record Viewing Figures for The Brothels

The Apprentice Week 206, Record Viewing Figures for The Brothels

BBC TV's never ending saga The Apprentice struck TV gold this week when a special late night episode for over 18s beat the viewing figures of its failing flagship show Strictly Come Dancing. The nation was tucked up on the sofa in its pyjamas with ho...

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Funny story: Theresa May Slung Off 'Strictly Come Dancing', Even Though She Isn't On It

Theresa May Slung Off 'Strictly Come Dancing', Even Though She Isn't On It

There was worse news for the beleaguered Prime Minister Theresa May tonight, after it was revealed that she has been summarily thrown out of the BBC's 'Strictly Come Dancing' - even though she isn't part of the show. Mrs May, under fire over Brexi...

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Funny story: "Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"

"Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"

Strictly come dancing, the show every senile person all over the planet loves to watch has a completely different version in Madagascar! Instead of admiring celebs, sport stars, ex-boxers, politicians, star chefs, etc, making tits of themselves at...

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Funny story: Strictly's Back and Shit as ever

Strictly's Back and Shit as ever

Strictly Come Dancing is back on our screens and we couldn't give less of a fuck about it! Well we could but we got asked to stop writing about obscure things and making thinly veiled attacks on the right and could we please just write something norm...

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Funny story: Strictly Morris Dancing Christmas Extravaganza Planned

Strictly Morris Dancing Christmas Extravaganza Planned

A glamour filled 6 part T.V. Morris Dancing competition is to jingle its glittering way onto our screens in time for Christmas. The risqué series will feature beer bellies, beards, balloons and bells. Strictly Come Dancing has proved to be such...

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Funny story: Bruce's Retirement Hobby - Being On Strictly Come Dancing Every Week

Bruce's Retirement Hobby - Being On Strictly Come Dancing Every Week

"I just can't leave it alone and its even worse when I'm bored" Bruce Forsyth told a delegation of International Television Producers yesterday. He was referring of course to Strictly Come Dancing and not his Dick. Bruce is very fond of Dick, his Coc...

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Funny story: Brucie's "Strictly" Retirement Halted as Replacement Mickey Rooney Dies

Brucie's "Strictly" Retirement Halted as Replacement Mickey Rooney Dies

Much loved Glitz loving Mickey Rooney has died at 93 after an unparalleled career in Showbiz. Rumours that Brucie's retirement from mainstream Chickfest "Strictly" is now on hold after Alex Ferguson's sulky withdrawal from the running are being denie...

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Funny story: Strictly Not Ageist - Brucie Bows Out (Well Sort Of. . )

Strictly Not Ageist - Brucie Bows Out (Well Sort Of. . )

Producers of "Strictly" are desperate not to appear to have pressurised old Bruce Forsyth to go into semi retirement. "I always said to myself I'd know when the time came when it was time to go". He reminisced last week. "Could you face bingo and day...

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

The BBC moved quickly today by immediately appointing angry pensioner and former Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson as the new co-host of Strictly Come Dancing. The announcement follows the decision of Bruce Forsyth to step down after ten years.

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Funny story: Strictly In The Marines

Strictly In The Marines

Colin Salmon, an actor (we believe, were sorry we've done little to no fact checking on this one), who is appearing on Strictly Come Dancing has said training for the show is harder than "being in the Marines". Back and to the Left news was alway...

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Funny story: BBC Launch Probe Into Bruce Forsyth "False Chin" Allegations

BBC Launch Probe Into Bruce Forsyth "False Chin" Allegations

Beleaguered BBC bosses were left reeling today after yet another scandal broke involving one of their biggest star turns. Already engulfed in controversy following the Jimmy Savile abuse scandal, BBC chiefs fear the corporation known as 'Auntie' m...

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Funny story: Emergency replacement on Strictly

Emergency replacement on Strictly

On Thursday after tripping over partner Johnny Ball's feet when he asked her to think of a number in the middle of a foxtrot Strictly Come Dancing professional Aliona Vilani fell and broke her ankle. With the first live show coming up fast the BBC ha...

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Funny story: OMG! Beeb's Strictly Come Dancing-themed cruise holiday was being filmed on Costa Concordia!

OMG! Beeb's Strictly Come Dancing-themed cruise holiday was being filmed on Costa Concordia!

Rome - The themed luxury cruise show's debut was to have been filmed aboard the Costa Concordia just as she smashed her way onto Giglio Island rocks. An announcement just before Christmas said the BBC's flagship entertainment show had been success...

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