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Funny story: On Becoming A Storm Trooper - One Piece Of Armor At A Time

On Becoming A Storm Trooper - One Piece Of Armor At A Time

They take you on when you are crippled, weak. They know that, when you are vulnerable, they can mold you into the relentless warrior machine they want you to be. In the beginning, you can wear only black, in homage to the All Great, Ever-Seeing, A...

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Funny story: Good God No! Disney Has Turned The New Star Wars Into A Musical!

Good God No! Disney Has Turned The New Star Wars Into A Musical!

Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney has insisted that Director J.J. Abrams make the upcoming seventh installment of the Star Wars mega-franchise a musical, hoping to continue Disney's legacy of hit making song and dance movies suc...

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Funny story: Another Star Wars Bloopers Cut Discovered

Another Star Wars Bloopers Cut Discovered

For the second week in a row a cut version of the original Star Wars has been discovered, most of it bloopers. "What really comes across here is how very hard time these actors had trying to keep a straight face while filming", stated Alice Fluha...

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Funny story: Interview with a stormtrooper

Interview with a stormtrooper

Interviewer: I am joined by ex-lackey of the Empire. So since the downfall of the Empire what have you been up to? Stormtrooper: Travelling mostly, I've been trying to find a planet called Earth. Interviewer: You're on Earth now, and what do you mean trying to find this planet? Stormtrooper: Give me a cheeseburger and I'll tell you. Interviewer: No. What did you do during your travels?...

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Funny story: Disturbance In The Force Turns Out To Be Gas

Disturbance In The Force Turns Out To Be Gas

DEATH STAR (Galactic Press) -- What he first identified as a "disturbance in the Force" turned out to be nothing but gas, a sheepish Darth Vader admitted yesterday afternoon.

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Funny story: Light Saber Explained

Light Saber Explained

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Tatooine - Marshall Brain has finally explained how a light saber works. People have been wondering for over a decade why everyone in Star Wars and on Earth, for that matter, doesn't have a light saber.

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