They take you on when you are crippled, weak.
They know that, when you are vulnerable, they can mold you into the relentless warrior machine they want you to be. In the beginning, you can wear only black, in homage to the All Great, Ever-Seeing, A...
Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney has insisted that Director J.J. Abrams make the upcoming seventh installment of the Star Wars mega-franchise a musical, hoping to continue Disney's legacy of hit making song and dance movies suc...
For the second week in a row a cut version of the original Star Wars has been discovered, most of it bloopers.
"What really comes across here is how very hard time these actors had trying to keep a straight face while filming", stated Alice Fluha...
Interviewer: I am joined by ex-lackey of the Empire. So since the downfall of the Empire what have you been up to?
Stormtrooper: Travelling mostly, I've been trying to find a planet called Earth.
Interviewer: You're on Earth now, and what do you mean trying to find this planet?
Stormtrooper: Give me a cheeseburger and I'll tell you.
Interviewer: No. What did you do during your travels?...
DEATH STAR (Galactic Press) -- What he first identified as a "disturbance in the Force" turned out to be nothing but gas, a sheepish Darth Vader admitted yesterday afternoon.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Tatooine - Marshall Brain has finally explained how a light saber works. People have been wondering for over a decade why everyone in Star Wars and on Earth, for that matter, doesn't have a light saber.
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