Capitalism knows no bounds, and it’s only getting stronger. Since capitalism is creating our world, turning everything into a commodity which can ONLY be owned by the super rich, there’s something new to be bought and sold. YOU! That’s right…
The Capitol, Washington, D. C. How could one insignificant senator take all the joy out of Christmas? Easy! Joe Manchin of West Virginia did it with one interview on Fox News, telling the world he won't vote for the Build Back Better social infr…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The New York City Council, has just announced that they have voted to change the name of Wall Street to Barack Obama Drive. The vote was 11-1, with the lone dissenter being an ex-brother-in-law of the now-disgraced,…
Washington - The stocks market suffered a huge setback on Thursday after Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell, in his monthly report to Congress, shared the news that his wife and kids had told him at dinner one night recently that prices for every…
Omaha, Nebraska. Special to The Spoof. Warren Puffitt tweeted a frantic "Buy" message as the Dow fell 1500 points from Monday's early morning intraday high of 35,000 plus, closing Wednesday with a staggering 700 point loss. Puffitt's tweet urged…
Environment Minister for Floods, Noah Zark, says, “It’s not building new houses and concreting over everything that creates floods, you know. It’s the rain.” Developers and major builders, worried about a recession in their industry, have urged th…
LOS ANGELES - Critics agree, the 2020 sports season has produced an unmatched display of preening, vanity, and unbridled narcissism among ESPN teleprompter readers. As an awards show, there were a large number of athletic sports celebrities in (Virtu...
Norman Eugene Davidson, ten times candidate for president of the United States on the Socialist Party ticket, admitted today, in an editorial in the Socialist Call, that he has been a closeted stock market enthusiast all his adult life. The Call was…
Able Paper and Card fold. Dynamo Elevators coming down. Texas Rifles C.E.O. fired. Blaines Construction cement new deal. Forte Hotels put financial troubles to bed. Strombone Machines on the slide. Carson Fireworks explode onto the market. Gor...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source inside the White House divulged that President Trump has been seen stressing out more and more with each passing day. The stock market continues to set records for losses, and as Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi said to CNN's Do...
Financial analysts say that the Coronavirus is God's way of dealing with the capitalist system of economics, and that the entire mechanism is in danger of crumbling across the globe. The virus, Covid-19, which originated in China, has killed nearl...
Mar-A-Lago, FL Declaring martial law on scientists, President Donald Trump suspended all the rules of Science and forbade anyone to use or follow them until the ban is lifted. Trump would only say that it was a matter of national security. "It se...
Geneva: This afternoon, drug manufacturer Hoffman La Roche, most notably famous for bringing the wildly popular pharmaceutical Lysergic acid diethylamide to market (we all know it as LSD, windowpane, double domes, etc.), announced the formation of a...
"Hi, this is Geoff Dosh." "And I'm Geoff Wonga." "Welcome to The Money. Let's have a look at all the money. In Britain, the money was down. In the EU, the money was unchanged. In the US and China the money was up. Tune in tomorrow to check on h...
Wall Street, Manhattan President Donald Trump has done it again, as he set a new record for negative tweeting. Because he broadcast a tariff deal as 'done' when it WASN'T done, the fine folks on Wall Street went into panic mode, and the Dow plunged 8...
The stock market went up, then down, then up, then down, then up, then down. It then rose before dropping. This was quickly followed by an increase, which was interrupted by a fall. The market then went up, then back down. It went up, down, u...
As an amazing run of poor luck continued on the Stock Market, traders were left facing 'total ruin' after high winds yesterday blew the stalls down. The 'early forecast' had been good, but squally showers mid-morning, and strong breezes coming fro...
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