Reports filtering out of Brooklyn are that the Salvatore Goombalini crime family is looking to purchase the Statue of Liberty. Reporter Carmine Calatino with The New York Sunshine Observer said that he spoke with crime boss Salvatore Goombalin in…
A man was recently spotted at the top of the Trump Tower in New York City. He was pretty high up so no one could see who he was or what he was going to do. But it was New York, so they chanted (with apologies to Van Halen) “Jump! Jump! Might as well…
Architects have been hired to give the Statue of Liberty a bit of a face-lift and a body-lift. Instead of the Statue holding a book and raising a torch, she will instead be holding an AR-15 and raising high the middle finger, telling people from o…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The Pink Lives Matter had their yearly convention in the city that is home to the 49ers, the Giants, and the Warriors. A spokesperson for the PLM organization said that the convention drew over 8,000 members from Ne…
PARIS – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Paris state that the French government is hurting for money, due in part to the tremendous lawsuit settlement that the country is having to pay after losing The French Tickler, Inc. vs The French Governme…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The city of New York hired an independent statue inspecting team to totally give the Statue of Liberty, what they call in the business, an intimate physical exam. The inspecting team took 8 days to totally check out…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - President Trump told Fox News that he received a call from the Chinese leader Xi Jinping. He said that after the two argued for about 22 minutes, about the China Virus vs the Coronavirus, the two agreed to disagre…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Three of the most cherished symbols of American hegemony may soon be swept into the dustbin of history by revisionist zealots. All of them, in their own way, have inspired millions of viewers over the years. No, we’re not talkin…
How to solve Immigration (and, by definition, all our other problems since they, too, stem from filthy foreigners). To say we have an immigration problem is an understatement. Not since Alexander wept because he had no worlds left to conquer, has...
Thanks to new president Donald Trump, the Statue of Liberty will bear a new inscription. The statue, which was gifted to the US from France to celebrate American independence, has long been inscripted with a poem by Emma Lazarus, "The New Colossus."...
GOP presidential candidate, Donald Trump, demanded today that the statue of liberty be torn down and sent back to France, which gifted the statue to the U.S. He held a press conference on Liberty Island in New York Harbor where the statue is locate...
New York Harbor - - Demolition crews completed the final stages of dismantling the Statue of Liberty today. The salvage teams were following orders issued by the Republican Congress, which voted that the 129-year old symbol of freedom was on the wron...
Spearheaded by Senator John McCain, a new bipartisan movement inside the Congress is working toward tearing down and replacing the Statue of Liberty. So far no one in the government has raised any objections, with the President himself saying, "We...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - FAIR, the Fathers for American Immigration Reform, announced today that they are lobbying Congress to return the Statue of Liberty to France. The Statue of Liberty Enlightening the World was a gift from France and since its dedi...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The snow situation in the United States has gotten way, way out of hand. Meteorologists report that there is currently snow in 49 of the 50 states. The only state that has no snow is the Plywood State of Florida. Florida's De...
NEW YORK CITY - Senator Lenny Loopinski [D-New York City] has just informed the news media that he has received thousands of emails, text messages, and phone calls from his constituents. The senator, who is distantly related to Vice-President Bide...
NEW YORK CITY - The little Canadian pop singer Justin Bieber has just had a rude awakening on his visit to the Big Apple. Bieber had been wanting to visit the world famous Statue of Liberty ever since he was 9-years-old. He paid a visit to the...
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