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Funny story: The Storm-Trooper conundrum

The Storm-Trooper conundrum

Barry and Dave are arguing, as normal. You would think nothing of it if was just two blokes in a pub, arguing, but Barry and Dave are two storm-troopers, feared across the galaxy for their skills in losing droids, falling for Jedi mind tricks, and be…

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Funny story: I'll be laid to rest alongside Artoo Deetoo, says Queen

I'll be laid to rest alongside Artoo Deetoo, says Queen

In a leaked Palace document, Her Majesty, The Queen has revealed that she wants to be buried alongside the Star Wars droid, Artoo Deetoo. In an appendix to her will, The Queen states: "I have always been a huge fan of the Star Wars series of films…

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Funny story: Stefano M. Stefano Mini Movie Reviews

Stefano M. Stefano Mini Movie Reviews

"Jaws" : A crazy fisherman plans to buy a bigger boat until he's gobbled up by a giant pre-"Sharknado" shark. "Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back" : A dyslexic Muppet trains a farm boy to use his head and deal with his daddy issues. "Star Trek…

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Funny story: Box Set Britain’s got Box Set Stress - can ‘The Science’ help?

Box Set Britain’s got Box Set Stress - can ‘The Science’ help?

MP’s concerned about box set bingeing are considering a ‘Box Set Bank Holiday’ so people can catch up. Is ‘Box Set Stress’ a real thing, or is it just an excuse to slob around the house all day? Brenda O’Lox who runs a Box Set Stress support group…

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Funny story: Thomas Markle to reprise Jabba The Hutt role in Star Wars The Musical

Thomas Markle to reprise Jabba The Hutt role in Star Wars The Musical

The controversial father of the Duchess of Sussex, Thomas Markle, is to star in a Broadway musical version of Star Wars, playing the slug-like crime lord, Jabba The Hutt, reprising the role he made famous in the blockbuster movie. Markle, 107, has...

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Funny story: Kindergartener Expelled for Saying "Maclunkey" to Classmate

Kindergartener Expelled for Saying "Maclunkey" to Classmate

Ever since Disney+ became active with a re-released and slightly edited version of the original Star Wars movie, A New Hope, the word “Maclunkey” has become the topic of intense discussion, debate, and emotional turmoil. Suddenly, in the ever-changi...

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Funny story: Darth Vader's Explosive Tell-All Book "Force of Habit" Confesses Addiction To Force - "But Nobody Forced Me To Do It," He Says

Darth Vader's Explosive Tell-All Book "Force of Habit" Confesses Addiction To Force - "But Nobody Forced Me To Do It," He Says

We met up with "force-free" Vader at a cantina on Tatooine, where he works as a waiter and lounge singer. He was willing to tell us about his upcoming book, Force of Habit - Behind the Breathey-Scary Mask Thingy, which chronicles his early years as a...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Appear In Final Star Wars Movie

Harry Maguire To Appear In Final Star Wars Movie

The light-speed emergence into the world of entertainment of Manchester United central defender, Harry Maguire, has not gone unnoticed in Hollywood, and earlier today, it was revealed by Lucasfilm and Bad Robot Productions that the footballer is to m...

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Funny story: Wife not looking forward to the next Star Wars film

Wife not looking forward to the next Star Wars film

Lorraine Johnson sat through space documentary The Last Jedi with her husband Gary, partly out of affection, but more because she was told that heart-throb actor Tom Hardy was in it. She now dreads sitting through The Rise of Skywalker when it is rel...

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Funny story: Way Is Now Open For Jussie Smollett To Become The New Chewbacca

Way Is Now Open For Jussie Smollett To Become The New Chewbacca

When telecommunications pioneer Alexander Graham Bell spoke the famous words "When one door closes, another door opens", he couldn't possibly have had Jussie Smollett in mind, but those were precisely the words that would have been ringing in the dis...

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Funny story: Star Wars Chewbacca Was Really An Actor In A Monkey Suit

Star Wars Chewbacca Was Really An Actor In A Monkey Suit

A myth that has surrounded the Star Wars franchise for more than forty years was busted wide open yesterday with the news that the Wookiee character, Chewbacca, was actually a man dressed in a monkey suit! The story broke after the sad news of the...

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Funny story: Republican Senators "Up Their Game", Literally Destroy AOC with "Really Cool Star Wars Posters"

Republican Senators "Up Their Game", Literally Destroy AOC with "Really Cool Star Wars Posters"

Washington D.C. - Not to be outdone by their counterparts in the U.S. House of Representatives, who recently showed up at the Michael Cohen hearing with a poster reading "Liar Liar Pants on Fire", Republican Senators have once again proven that they...

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Funny story: On Becoming A Storm Trooper - One Piece Of Armor At A Time

On Becoming A Storm Trooper - One Piece Of Armor At A Time

They take you on when you are crippled, weak. They know that, when you are vulnerable, they can mold you into the relentless warrior machine they want you to be. In the beginning, you can wear only black, in homage to the All Great, Ever-Seeing, A...

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Funny story: Napoleon Solo Is Han Solo's Dad

Napoleon Solo Is Han Solo's Dad

The 'Star Wars' hero Han Solo has confirmed an earlier report, which had been thought to be fake, that his real-life father was the star of the 1960s TV series 'Man From UNCLE', Napoleon Solo. Solo Jnr. broke the news during an interview with Movi...

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Funny story: Critics: "Solo" is no go

Critics: "Solo" is no go

HOLLYWEIRD, CALIFORNICATE — Although “Solo Sex: A Star Whores Story” is, by some accounts, “the worst movie ever made,” the news media feel obliged to cover the gooey mess, since Diznee Studios spends a lot of money advertising such fare in newspape...

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Funny story: Star Wars and Other Conspiracy Theories

Star Wars and Other Conspiracy Theories

Since the beginning of time, man has believed in conspiracy theories. In fact, even before man, dinosaurs believed in conspiracy theories too. For example, the history books tell us that a meteor hit the earth and wiped out all the dinosaurs. But man...

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Funny story: Player Charged with Illegally Using The Force

Player Charged with Illegally Using The Force

A football player claims the opposing quarterback illegally used The Force to alter the outcome of last night’s game. “There’s no question in my mind that The Force made us lose,” said James Tebucky, cornerback for the local football team. Tebuc...

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