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Funny story: Stefano M. Stefano Mini Movie Reviews

Stefano M. Stefano Mini Movie Reviews

"Jaws" : A crazy fisherman plans to buy a bigger boat until he's gobbled up by a giant pre-"Sharknado" shark. "Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back" : A dyslexic Muppet trains a farm boy to use his head and deal with his daddy issues. "Star Trek…

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Funny story: Species misappropriation - what next a small man in a R2D2 tin can?

Species misappropriation - what next a small man in a R2D2 tin can?

In a galaxy far, far away, at an industrial tribunal, actor/director Zirkoxx TribbleQ is being sued by the estate of the late Lieutenant Spock for species misappropriation. “The is not remake of ‘that’ crass TV series from planet Earth,” said Zir…

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Funny story: Ambassador Sarek accused of cheating at Trekkie door-opening re-creation competition

Ambassador Sarek accused of cheating at Trekkie door-opening re-creation competition

The Star Trek door-opening vocal re-creation champion Ambassador Sarek, real name Chuck Chuckle-Worth, from Sinclair, Wyoming, faces an allegation of cheating, and may not be able to ‘Klingon’* to his crown. Heat One, Next Generation, season 3, f…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Says England Are Going To Kick The Shit Out Of Kosovo

Harry Maguire Says England Are Going To Kick The Shit Out Of Kosovo

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, says that England will make 'short shrift' of their opponents, Kosovo, tonight in the Euro 2020 match, and will, as likely as not, kick the shit out of them. Maguire, 26, was being...

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Funny story: The Republicans’ Secret 2020 Weapon: The Moralyzer

The Republicans’ Secret 2020 Weapon: The Moralyzer

Much like the neuralyzer from Men in Black, Republicans have apparently come up with a device, called the Moralyzer, that allows Trump supporters to vote for a man completely devoid of character and morality, and forget that they once considered both...

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Funny story: Lost Star Trek Episode Found - Sulu Socks It To Spock

Lost Star Trek Episode Found - Sulu Socks It To Spock

Captain's Log Stardate 2265 - Sulu Socks It To Spock Captain's Log: Stardate 2265- Captain James T. Kirk speaking- The following disturbing incidents occurred verbatim as I have recorded them here below: At 18:45 and 33 seconds Caldushian time I was approached by Science Officer Spock with a report- Spock: Captain, I wish to discuss with you a disturbing development. Myself: Yes Spo...

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Funny story: Star Trek Society President "Not Vulcan"

Star Trek Society President "Not Vulcan"

The President of the New Hampshire Star Trek Society has come under fire today after his parents claimed that he was not in any way a Vulcan. The parents of Solek claimed that he is actually a fully human man named Stephen Greyson who only starte...

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Funny story: Un-aired Original Series Star Trek Discovered! The True Origin Of Subsequent Series Revealed!

Un-aired Original Series Star Trek Discovered! The True Origin Of Subsequent Series Revealed!

A long lost Kirk/Spock vintage Star Trek episode that never aired has turned up in a forgotten vault at Paramount Studios. "The Deflowering" was a 1967 show featuring all the beloved and famous characters who made the show such an unforgettable sci-...

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Funny story: Apple Watch Time Lords launch Emergency Medical Hologram app

Apple Watch Time Lords launch Emergency Medical Hologram app

Cupertino, Ca - A holographic doctor first seen on Star Trek Voyager is channeling great gastro-intestinal advice at the flick of a wrist. It's the first time that engineers have managed to craft the hologram program into an Apple Watch app turnin...

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Funny story: Earth Women flock to Vulcan

Earth Women flock to Vulcan

Spock's recent funeral in the ancient city of Kir, on the planet Vulcan, drew millions of mourners. In particular, there was a contingent of human females, clad in black Federation mini-dresses, who seemed particularly distraught at the passing of Earth's favorite Vulcan. One woman's lament seemed to typify the sentiment shared by all of the Earth women in attendance: "No man, human, Vulcan, Ro...

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Funny story: Twitter Fury After Man Calls Leonard Nimoy One Trick Pony. Which He Was. There, I Said It.

Twitter Fury After Man Calls Leonard Nimoy One Trick Pony. Which He Was. There, I Said It.

Fans of Star Wars actor Leonard Nimoy who was buried in Los Angeles in a small, private funeral on Sunday are said to be enraged after one man dared to call the actor "a one trick pony". Nimoy, 83, who died on Friday of chronic obstructive pulmon...

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Funny story: Invention Makes Transporter Beams Possible

Invention Makes Transporter Beams Possible

An invention has made it possible to make a sheep disappear and appear again 2mm away from its original position. The invention only works with live sheep which sometimes have to be killed when it messes up. The invention will be on sale in time f...

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Funny story: First Photos Of New Star Trek Series And Its Stars!

First Photos Of New Star Trek Series And Its Stars!

A leak in the security of the new Star Trek series has provided a peek at the highly anticipated show. As you can see the players will be wearing an all new design of Star Fleet uniforms (writer's note- to see this image you will have to Google 'P...

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Funny story: Fascinating Brain Tapeworm Found

Fascinating Brain Tapeworm Found

A rare Brainworm which lived in man's brain for four years has been found by scientists. The man had thought he had a migraine following a Star Trek Movie where a parasite was introduced into someone to make them compliant with the commands of a dera...

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Funny story: Star Trek Captain Picard Taken Over by Bjorn Borg

Star Trek Captain Picard Taken Over by Bjorn Borg

Captain Jean Luc Picard has been assimilated into the Borg while watching a Tennis Tutorial DVD. Bjorn Borg alias 3 of 5 has changed the DNA of Captain Picard by sinister reverse incantations on his "Learn Tennis With The Borg" DVD. One of the fac...

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Funny story: Russian cosmonauts kicked off International Space Station as sanctions start to bite

Russian cosmonauts kicked off International Space Station as sanctions start to bite

Space, the Final Affrontiere - Up to half a dozen Russian space men will be getting the boot this weekend amid Starfleet suspicions their Klingon credentials are a pile of Romulan crap. An executive order signed by United Federation of Planets com...

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Funny story: US sanctions against Russia begin - Chekhov to be written out of next "Star Trek" movie

US sanctions against Russia begin - Chekhov to be written out of next "Star Trek" movie

President Obama has stepped up pressure on their old cold war foe Russia over their actions in the Crimea today. During a press conference at the White House he revealed that increased sanctions will be carried out against Russia, starting with excl...

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