Elon Musk has stuffed his latest rocket full of Karen wigs just as an act of revenge (since he likes to kill that which has insulted him in the past, like Twitter) against those disgruntled Twitter employees who dared to call His Lordship a Space Kar…
I still can’t figure out what America’s newest military branch, Space Force, does. It sounds like something from Hollywood, and was invented by someone who used to be a TV star. Is there a war in space about to happen? Will Space Force “Guardians…
After a week of being slated for even taking part in the space travel, Shatner has defended his trip. Prince William, Bono, Paul McCartney and some of his own friends have mocked the ex-actor who last worked 50 years ago... The whole event was…
Here's a bunch of movies you'll want to check out after you read my somewhat inaccurate reviews. "Star Trek - The Motion Picture" - A bald chick flies the rocketship Enterprise straight into a galaxy gravity pull and needs the crew to fix her rea…
"Jaws" : A crazy fisherman plans to buy a bigger boat until he's gobbled up by a giant pre-"Sharknado" shark. "Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back" : A dyslexic Muppet trains a farm boy to use his head and deal with his daddy issues. "Star Trek…
In a galaxy far, far away, at an industrial tribunal, actor/director Zirkoxx TribbleQ is being sued by the estate of the late Lieutenant Spock for species misappropriation. “The is not remake of ‘that’ crass TV series from planet Earth,” said Zir…
The Star Trek door-opening vocal re-creation champion Ambassador Sarek, real name Chuck Chuckle-Worth, from Sinclair, Wyoming, faces an allegation of cheating, and may not be able to ‘Klingon’* to his crown. Heat One, Next Generation, season 3, f…
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, says that England will make 'short shrift' of their opponents, Kosovo, tonight in the Euro 2020 match, and will, as likely as not, kick the shit out of them. Maguire, 26, was being...
Much like the neuralyzer from Men in Black, Republicans have apparently come up with a device, called the Moralyzer, that allows Trump supporters to vote for a man completely devoid of character and morality, and forget that they once considered both...
Captain's Log Stardate 2265 - Sulu Socks It To Spock Captain's Log: Stardate 2265- Captain James T. Kirk speaking- The following disturbing incidents occurred verbatim as I have recorded them here below: At 18:45 and 33 seconds Caldushian time I was approached by Science Officer Spock with a report- Spock: Captain, I wish to discuss with you a disturbing development. Myself: Yes Spo...
The President of the New Hampshire Star Trek Society has come under fire today after his parents claimed that he was not in any way a Vulcan. The parents of Solek claimed that he is actually a fully human man named Stephen Greyson who only starte...
A long lost Kirk/Spock vintage Star Trek episode that never aired has turned up in a forgotten vault at Paramount Studios. "The Deflowering" was a 1967 show featuring all the beloved and famous characters who made the show such an unforgettable sci-...
Cupertino, Ca - A holographic doctor first seen on Star Trek Voyager is channeling great gastro-intestinal advice at the flick of a wrist. It's the first time that engineers have managed to craft the hologram program into an Apple Watch app turnin...
Spock's recent funeral in the ancient city of Kir, on the planet Vulcan, drew millions of mourners. In particular, there was a contingent of human females, clad in black Federation mini-dresses, who seemed particularly distraught at the passing of Earth's favorite Vulcan. One woman's lament seemed to typify the sentiment shared by all of the Earth women in attendance: "No man, human, Vulcan, Ro...
Fans of Star Wars actor Leonard Nimoy who was buried in Los Angeles in a small, private funeral on Sunday are said to be enraged after one man dared to call the actor "a one trick pony". Nimoy, 83, who died on Friday of chronic obstructive pulmon...
An invention has made it possible to make a sheep disappear and appear again 2mm away from its original position. The invention only works with live sheep which sometimes have to be killed when it messes up. The invention will be on sale in time f...
A leak in the security of the new Star Trek series has provided a peek at the highly anticipated show. As you can see the players will be wearing an all new design of Star Fleet uniforms (writer's note- to see this image you will have to Google 'P...
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