In honor of the resignation of General Stanley McChrystal as commander of the US and NATO forces in Afghanistan, entrepreneurs in Afghanistan have re-opened several fast food restaurants, renaming them after the general. McChrystal Burgers was the fi...
Following his sacking, the former American commander in Afghanistan, Gen Stanley McChrystal has vow to join forces with Osama in fighting American invasion of Afghanistan. Speaking Yesterday in Osama Bin Laden's palace somewhere in a village in...
As reported in Rolling Stone, General McChrystal's entourage nicknamed itself, "Team America" after the film of the same name by South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. In the movie, "Team America," the members of the team routinely used the...
President Hussein Obama stepped outside military channels to name rabid Osama Bin Laden hunter Gary Faukner to the top post in Afghanistan to continue the fight against terrorism after relieving General Stan McCrystal. Faulker, a US construction w...
A pissed-off President Obama, reeling from the blasting he took from General McChrystal in the infamous Rolling Stone article, said that he would never name another heterosexual male to a command level position, saying that they are all "loose testos...
Washington AC/DC - (Sympathy 4 The Devil Mess): The Glimmer Twins were quick to react today to the public furor surrounding beleaguered General Stanley McChrystal. Their US PR commented Let's Spin the Fight Together this afternoon as President Ob...
It might have gone unnoticed, had not a local reporter gone to the commissary at Walter Reed Hospital this afternoon. He quickly phoned his editor to report that he had seen General Stanley McChrystal bagging groceries and asking customers if they wa...
While it is always fun to watch a person take a s-it on a career that they've worked hard to nurture, most Beltway insiders say that the firing that will undoubtedly befall General Stanley McChrystal in the coming weeks couldn't happen to a more dese...
A career warrior General, graduate of West Point, leader of men in battle, and a product of the Honor Code, was replaced today as leader of Free World Forces in Afghanistan by a Community Organizer, and a career politician with hair transplants suff...
In the Rolling Stones story on General Stanley McChrystal, it seems evident that these two men don't see eye to eye on how to wage the war against the nasties. With nothing going right in Afghanistan except the abundant poppy harvest, McChrystal voi...
General Stanley A. McChrystal, the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, was forced to step down from his post today. His replacement, Master Sergeant Goober Heap, will assume his duties immediately. McChrystal's position became untenable after he gave...
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