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Funny story: The Witch Is Dead for St Paul's

The Witch Is Dead for St Paul's

In a rare alteration of royal protocol St Paul's Cathedral will be employing the latest hit 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead' at the funeral of Margaret Thatcher next week instead of 'God Save The Queen'. Soldiers from the Military Male Voice Choir we...

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Funny story: Thatcher's Final Resting Place To Be At Scarborough!

Thatcher's Final Resting Place To Be At Scarborough!

Britain's first female Prime Minister, Baroness Margaret Thatcher has died following a massive stroke early on Monday morning at her London home. It is thought she was not on the Liverpool Care Pathway at the time. A funeral service is to be held...

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Funny story: Protesters Evicted from St Paul's Cathedral

Protesters Evicted from St Paul's Cathedral

Last Night There Were Hundreds of Them, This Morning They are Gone. The protesters camping on the steps of St Paul's Cathedral awoke this morning to find their tents had disappeared. Confusion reigned for a short time as the dirty unkempt tax-dodg...

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Funny story: Human crap found inside St Paul's

Human crap found inside St Paul's

London - Pikey elements among the ragbag of Occupy protesters have been blamed for taking a dump on the red carpet at St Paul's. Clerics wielding disinfectant, mops and rubber waders are said to be fuming after human waste was discovered near the...

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Funny story: Chris Evans, The Zombie Propaganda And The Alien Brain Beetle Project

Chris Evans, The Zombie Propaganda And The Alien Brain Beetle Project

Secret Government Records have today revealed that a man called Chris Evans has been in secret talks to become the spokesman for the Tory Government's Zombie, Alien Brain Beetle Project. As we know from previous encounters with Alien brain Beetl...

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Funny story: St Paul's 'loose canon' resigns amid Stock Exchange protest

St Paul's 'loose canon' resigns amid Stock Exchange protest

London - The cathedral's loose cannon chancellor Rev Dr Giles Fraser has been forced to quit because of alleged Dale Farm pikeys squatting in the piazza. He had famously allowed hundreds of the Essex squatters to take refuge in Paternoster Square...

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