President Biden surprised more than a few people today when he issued invitations to two top spoofers known as Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to meet with him at the White House. Asked his reasoning, Biden said “It’s time we get up close and perso…
After a productive spree which generated several new stories this morning, the Spoof News writer known as Earthvessel is signalling for help. Apparently for reasons unknown, Earthvessel or E.V. has determined he cannot stop generating the stories…
STOCKHOLM (World News) - American writer Able Rodriguez won the 2021 Nobel Prize in Literature for works exploring comedy in spoof writing, an "unmistakable...voice that with intelligent perception makes humor universal", the Swedish Academy said on…
(Kansas City, KS) Many full, part-time, and hobbyist satire writers have left the keyboard and put away the muse for the unforeseeable future, distraught and disgusted that, no matter what they conceive and create and share, they simply cannot keep u...
Moe Pipick owner and editor-in chief of The Onion announced today: "I have offered The Spoof a considerable sum just to stop them from embarrassing themselves and stinking up the body fine satire that is being published today." He continued;"Mo...
Spoof writer Bureau Longfellow is back at The Spoof today after his latest round of incidents, accidents and sickness. Bureau says that this time the turnip truck was traveling a good 40 Miles Per Hour when he fell off the back and rolled over 300...
Noted American spoof and whimsy writer Ossurworld has managed to escape the NSA clutches once again. NSA (No Strings Attached) had stopped him from leaking more vile tales of whimsy on American sports for several months. Accused of excessive dr...
A writer has explained his wacky idea of turning a 140 character tweet into a fully fledged printed book. Irish Italian Ray Di O'Gaga told the media today that the brave plan would take up his time for the rest of 2013 - and he hopes the book will be...
Dear Sirs, I read the Magazine article "Situations vacant. Typical British family wanted" by Mr Clive Danton and was quite horrified, how on earth did he know I am a junkie and my 14 year old daughter is a crack hoe with two children from different fathers? He hacked our mobile phones. If this article is not removed I will contact ITV4 and inform them we are not doing the programme. Yours Fa...
Danton cupped a hand to his ear. "Hist" he said. "What can you hear?" asked Lynton. "A hiss" answered Danton. "Where's it coming from?" enquired Colonel Erskin. "That rucksack" said Danton, pointing to the green bundle on the floor. Pinxit made a grab for the offending item and opened the flap, from inside, a tall figure emerged wearing a pork pie trilby, rain coat and wellington bo...
Disgraced Jesuit, and go-getting entrepreneur, Francois DuBois, of West 'By GOD!' Virginia, today announced that he will soon be opening a premium rate telephone confessional service, for people who lead such busy lives that they don't have the time...
Revolutionary Bolivian dictator and left sided midfielder, Colonel Juan San Andreas, is apparently stalling in talks with Mercado Olimpica Del Satirista of La Paz, over a contract extension after being feted by Manchester 'Moneybags' City. San And...
The gang came together after several of its members had been locked out of their local pubs by the Moderators, a notorious head hunting crew that preyed on people using profanity and bad diction. In one night alone, the Moderators closed seven public houses. Each member of the Cole Hole gang had been sent home from their local after falling foul of the Mods. Capo, Clive Danton remembers his fir...
The following is a Spoof news article from 1840, one of several articles discovered in a dusty box in the attic of Duncan Brown in Chelmsford. It has come to the attention of all rational minded individuals that our beloved Queen of a mere three years, Queen Victoria, intends to marry into German nobility. Polite society has given notice that it has been appalled that such Visigoth blood should...
How did you become a spoofer? Miley from Los Angeles replies: "Well, it's like I was kicking back, and you know, like chillin' by the hot tub, and I kinda got hooked by this article when I Googled Rob Pattinson...man, he's just soooo buff! And, like, this story came up about Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart being like, ah, real life vampires and stuff, and drinking bloody Mary's, you know?...
Cyberspace/Nottingham - In a moving ceremony at 4.34am this morning on the banks of the Trent, tired and emotional Spoof writer Inchcock was inducted into the official Spoof Roll of Honor after becoming the first spoofer to officially write over 500 fake diaries. The 500th diary was published on Thursday when 'Willie' Hague described a tender moment with his personal assistant Julian. Other cel...
From behind his field binoculars, Skoob watched transfixed as the chaos unfolded. "One nil to us" said Skoob handing the glasses to C.J. "Wow!" Exclaimed C.J. "That was close those silly sods could have ended up in the Serpentine". "Serpentine?" answered Skoob "what's paint brush cleaner got to do with it?" "The Serpentine Skoob, the big pond in the middle of the park you twit" answer...
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