Plastic-fantastic flirtilicious floozy Heidi Montag had a series of seismic shocks yesterday, writes Napoleon Crippen, Poisonous Brainrot and Egomania Correspondent. Hilariously-humpable Heidi, who hails from Butt, Idaho, was hard at work flashing...
Though competition was stiff for the honor of being voted CQ Magazine's "Pointless Man of the Year", the winner with more than 65% of the voting was the forgettable and regrettable, Spencer Pratt. Claim to fame being nothing more than existing as...
LOS ANGELES - Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are fast becoming the modern day versions of P.T. Barnum. The 'odd couple' has certainly done everything within their power to see to it that they stay in the public eye. Pratt and Montag have told W...
HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have just told a reporter for West Coast Mirror Magazine that they will be appearing in the TriMoon Films motion picture Don't Touch My Junk. Montag will be portraying Gunella W. McMoneychain, a paralegal...
This past weekend entertainers from movies, TV, and music came together to lend their voice in a world-wide campaign to defeat the most malignant cancer of them all. No, not, *that* kind of cancer, but rather the cancer that is reality TV show doofu...
PUERTO PUNTA, Costa Rica - As if Spencer Pratt hasn't already had enough controversy in his career. Now comes word that he was arrested at The Salsa Picante Airport in the Pacific coastal town of Puerto Punta, Costa Rica. Pratt had gone to the jun...
MALIBU BEACH - Spencer Pratt, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Heidi Montag, aka "The Plastic Woman" said that he is still currently shopping around that highly intimate sex tape that he made of him and Heidi. Pratt said that Heidi calls him everyday...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - During his marriage to Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt was always looking for ways and means to make a dollar. A close, unnamed source revealed that when Spencer saw his wife Heidi's boobs, he just did not see knockers, he saw hooter...
UNIVERSAL CITY, California - Spencer Pratt, who was married to Heidi Montag for 15 months, has announced that he is shopping around a sex tape that he made of himself and his then wife Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag. Pratt said that the tape is...
ORLANDO - Heidi Montag's hair stylist FuFi Fondue, revealed to Larry King that the world's most famous Heidi, including Klum, Fleiss, and that little 12-year-old Swiss orphan who lived up in the Swiss Alps around the 1880s will in fact be appearing i...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The divorce that many had been expecting has arrived. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, who starred in the hit series The Hills, have decided to part ways. Montag will journey into the world of plastic and Pratt will most likely wa...
The reality couple from "The Hill" apparently have eyes for a divorce as 23-year-old Heidi Montag is leaving Spencer Pratt, she reportedly told friends this morning. "She said that it wasn't working", stated an inside source. "I told her that i...
LOS ANGELES - Spencer Pratt, soon-to-be-ex-husband of Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag was having lunch at a Long John Silvers when he was asked if the rumors about him dating Nadya Suleman were true. He put down the oyster he was eating and said...
As Yogi Berra would say, "It's deja vue all over again" as Dumb & Dumber knock Al Gore from the front page! "I bet that if I killed myself, Obama's Mama-In-Law would pick that day to run naked through the Rose Garden", stated Al Gore after som...
Reality television star Heidi Montag has separated from her husband, Spencer Pratt, after the couples highly publicized relationship went from the unusual to the weird to the bizarre. For one thing, Pratt had forbidden Heidi from watching televisi...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Spencer Pratt has confessed that he could no longer stand to be in the same room with his wife Heidi Montag, alias "The Plastic Woman." Pratt, 26, revealed that the smell of plastic just got to strong for him to take. He explaine...
Although he may have objected to wife, Heidi Montag's last nine plastic surgeries, Spencer Pratt says that when it comes down to it, she always does as she wishes. "I've been against the last nine", Spencer told UP2 ass reporter, Dan Hilliard. Kis...
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