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Funny story: So Nancy Pelosi Didn’t Wear A Face Mask

So Nancy Pelosi Didn’t Wear A Face Mask

The sky fell! Boom. Every Republican is pointing fingers at Nancy Pelosi because she didn’t wear a face mask while having her hair shampooed. Kind of impossible to wear a mask while your hair is being shampooed. Do you think she should have held…

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Funny story: Woman High On Ice Cream Rides Horse Into Speeding Train

Woman High On Ice Cream Rides Horse Into Speeding Train

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the official publication of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, Dr. Wolfgang Dorkhammer describes a case study of a San Francisco woman, apparently high on Haagen-Daz Ice Cream Bars, who rode her horse head-on into a frei...

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Funny story: John Boehner For Speaker Opponents Labeled "Tannists"

John Boehner For Speaker Opponents Labeled "Tannists"

WASHINGTON D.C. - After a tense vote today, House Speaker John Boehner was re-elected to a third term as Speaker of the House. A number of Republicans voted for someone else to take over the position and it was the biggest push for a Speaker chan...

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Funny story: John Boehner Found Mummified in Tanning Bed

John Boehner Found Mummified in Tanning Bed

Washington D.C. - Speaker of the House, John Boehner, known for his orange hue and lack of spine when it comes to politics, was found this weekend in a dried-out, mummified state inside a tanning bed at a local salon. The Republican congressman fr...

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Funny story: Men Must Not Submit To Wives' Requests

Men Must Not Submit To Wives' Requests

In elections for the Presidency in 2008 and 2012 Obama would not have won except for the women's vote. The same is true in many Congressional Districts currently held by democrats. Because of this, GOP House Speaker John Boehner has been providing...

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Funny story: John Boehner, Speaker of The House Planning To Resign

John Boehner, Speaker of The House Planning To Resign

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The world of American politics has just received word that Speaker of the House John Boehner has confided to an unnamed source that he is fed up with all of the Obamacare fussing and fighting. He has reportedly decided to resign...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Does Not Take Baths

Nancy Pelosi Does Not Take Baths

GOP Nemesis Nancy Pelosi does not take baths according to a hacked NHS spy recording. Why? "We're still listening", says reporter. Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi, elected Democratic Leader by House Democrats and therefore the Minority Leader...

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Funny story: Speaker John Boehner on the Fiscal Cliff: "Everything's on the Table Except My Benefits"

Speaker John Boehner on the Fiscal Cliff: "Everything's on the Table Except My Benefits"

Washington - During a Thanksgiving message to the nation, John Boener (R), Speaker of the House, revealed that he was absolutely and unswerving committed to avoiding the impending fiscal cliff at all cost. The Speaker promised to sit down in t...

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Funny story: Sally Bercow's Love Life Too Public, Say Neighbours

Sally Bercow's Love Life Too Public, Say Neighbours

Revelations that John and Helen Bercow's love life has been boosted by living in their official apartment are no surprise to embarrassed neighbours. House of Commons' Speaker's wife Helen has astonished Parliament by taking part in a photo shoot,...

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Funny story: John Boehner Opens Up

John Boehner Opens Up

Washington, D.C. - House Speaker John Boehner wants everyone to know he's a regular guy. The Ohio Congressman enjoys movies and football. He loves his wife and dabbles in stamps. "I love postage," said Boehner. "Is there any better pairing than...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Tasered After Handing Over House Speaker to GOP

Nancy Pelosi Tasered After Handing Over House Speaker to GOP

White House officials say they had nothing to do with the tasering of former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, as a precaution against her suddenly using a huge gavel to beat the new Speaker, John A. Boehner, to death. "Even though Pelosi has be...

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Funny story: Boehner Recalls Humble Origins in Onion Factory

Boehner Recalls Humble Origins in Onion Factory

WASHINGTON - Presumptive Speaker-of-the-House John Boehner (R-Ohio) recalls his difficult upbringing. "I was one of twelve children, and we were poor. I quit school to work in the onion processing plant. We peeled and diced onions all day. Very t...

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Funny story: Utter Gobshites! - WTF?

Utter Gobshites! - WTF?

This morning's Irish Daily Star led with the front page blaring out, "Utter Gobshites." How angry can you be to use such language against your own Government? Perhaps this gentleman is the perfect example of controlled anger. what RTE cut off last night that has angered the Irish Perhaps we can say that the Irish are justifiably angry? What, then, should we say about Mr Godfrey B...

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Funny story: Order! Order!

Order! Order!

For our overseas readers and writers, the Speaker of the House of Commons utters these words to silence the Commons. The position of Speaker goes back to the 14th century and it is possibly the most respected post in the United Kingdom. The curren...

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Funny story: Achmed Smeckledorpher to Speak about his Book

Achmed Smeckledorpher to Speak about his Book

Chicago IL: Achmed Smeckledorpher, just back from living in a cave in Afghanistan, will be presenting his first tell all book "Sieg Saddam" at the Union Stock Yards (hog pens). US authorities reluctantly granted Mr. Smeckledorpher, a German citize...

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Funny story: "Keep It Brief" Speaker Tells MPs

"Keep It Brief" Speaker Tells MPs

The new speaker in the House of Commons has told MPs not to make long winded speeches. Speaking to an empty chamber John Cowbear said "If this place is to remain relevant then long speeches need to end." Many people find it strange that he is unaw...

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Funny story: New Speaker of the House of Commons Elected

New Speaker of the House of Commons Elected

With all eyes on who was going to get elected into the job of Speaker of the House of Commons, nobody seemed to notice that the job description had been changed. The role that John Bercow now takes up is significantly different from that carried out...

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