What the fuck are the Chinese doing up there? They’re on the dark side of the moon. They’re building their own space station (something America has done with Skylab, but that didn’t last long). Do they have solar-powered skateboards on Mars? (…
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – As if Vlady Putin doesn’t already have enough shit to worry about now comes word from The Kremlin Voice that some Chinese space junk is scheduled to land in Moscow within 90 days. The space crap is reportedly from the unm…
A defunct Chinese space lab hurtling back towards the planet is proof there is a god after all! It will arrive on Easter Monday crashing through the outer-atmosphere with a message from our heavenly father attached (A Chinese version) proving tha...
The space junk that nearly hit the International Space Station (ISS) was erroneously reported to have been a discarded fragment from a Russian rocket booster. Upon further investigation it has been discovered that the space junk was actually the Kar...
Outback Australians were told to stay indoors to avoid being struck by an out of control piece of space shit. The Japanese asteroid space probe returned to earth via the great Australian Outback, near a military site in South Australia. Rail an...
Aliens from the planet Nebula are the latest to issue an ultimatum to the leaders of Earth: "Clean up your act or else!" The ultimatum comes after several near misses and a UFO collision with a Volkswagen sized hunk of junk in the skies over New...
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