SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – Aviary professors at San Antonio’s Solid State College have pointed out that the egret is the laziest bird in the entire world. Dr. Galahad P. Pio stated that a group of aviary scientists have noted that the egrets ar…
A religious cult in South America has launched its own version of Facebook named FaithFile, which has banned such content as: swearing and erotica. FaithFile users regularly share biblical quotes, and priests are encouraged to post recordings of t...
MONTEVIDEO, Uruguay - The little South American country nestled between Brazil and Argentina has just announced that it will be making the possession and use of marijuana legal. Uruguayan President Hernando de Hernandez said that there are several...
LA PAZ, Bolivia - Bolivian President Montero Santa-Cantina is said to be very upset with the recent threats made by North Korean leader Kim Jong Un which were directed at his country. Kim Jong Un remarked that he is prepared to invade the South Am...
LOS ANGELES - Close friends of Justin Bieber are starting to make bets as to how long before the Canadian kid has a total and complete meltdown. Bieber went to South America and single-handedly virtually destroyed the sovereign relationships that...
Hard to keep up-to-date with Justin Bieber these days. If he is trying to keep himself in the news, he's doing a good job. After leaving the stage recently after getting hit by a thrown plastic bottle, he has been charged with defacing a building...
The Guard Dog is pleased to announce an exclusive report connected to the four South American Presidents currently in the spotlight regarding the Edward Snowden affair. These Presidents are Nicolas Maduro of Venezuela, Daniel Ortega of Nicaragua, Evo Morales of Bolivia, and Rafael Correa of Ecuador. In review, Edward Snowden, ex-employee of Booz Allen Hamilton who blew the whistle on massiv...
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has won the election once more and this time it was much easier. In fact Bookies stopped taking bets after reports that Chavez hit-squads had done their job efficiently. Huggy Hugo, teddybear and socialist saint w...
South American footy "stars" are being purposely offered to English clubs to implode and corrupt the game. The main perpetrators behind this scandal are the "Bargy Argy Mafia" of course. But not only the Argentinian mafia is responsible for ruinin...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Selena Gomez and her boyfriend Justin Bieber flew down to Cabo San Lucas for a few days to celebrate the end of her very successful South American Music Tour. Gomez speaking in the restaurant of The Whole Enchilada Hotel &...
Archaeologists have discovered that an ancient Peruvian tribe living along the Pacific coast was munching on popcorn thousands of years ago. The discovery was made last Thursday by Sir Percival Blick of the British Museum when he raped and pillage...
NEW YORK CITY - Well the NBA lockout continues. And it appears that both owners and players aren't even close to settling their differences. Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that one of the NBA owners has said privately that he is seriously...
Legendary British film and TV studios Woodpine Shepperton are to set up shop in the Dominican Republic, an entertainment source has revealed. Woodpine boss Monty Pinkerton confirmed the news, announcing proudly that "this venture only came about a...
A vertical shalf of 8,000 miles is to be built connecting the twin cities of Ascension in Paraguay and Taipai in Taiwan - which also happen to be antipodes. "There are no 2 points on earth further apart than our cities. Paying a visit to our frien...
Austin, TX - Governor Rick Perry today held a press conference to announce a bold new plan he was made privy to by President Obama last month--to link Austin, Texas to South America via high-speed rail. Said the governor, "It's not that much of...
Follyood actor and activist Sean Penn was on hand today to award his idol and mentor Hugo Chavez the coveted 'Golden Bullet Award' for presiding over South America's deadliest city. The smiling Penn, always effusive in his support for the Narco Di...
Argentine finance minister Fernando Hernandez has today revealed their mystery financial saviour to be Carol Vorderman, host of Channel 4 hit show "Countdown"...
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