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Funny story: US Solar powered HALO missile claims first life in New York after student attempts Selfie at Plaza Hotel

US Solar powered HALO missile claims first life in New York after student attempts Selfie at Plaza Hotel

The HALO solar powered US missile circling the earth in a perpetual orbit has forced the White House in Washington DC to plead with world's public not to attempt selfies with the missile after the untimely demise of student Martin Megaine. Just as...

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Funny story: Sinclair to launch the C6

Sinclair to launch the C6

Sir Clive Sinclair, the inventor and boffin that brought us home computing, rechargeable electric cars and calculators that were allowed in maths exams due their fiendishly complicated interface, is to try again with the rechargeable car. Sinclair is...

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Funny story: Solar Panels on Slippery Slope

Solar Panels on Slippery Slope

In another blow to the hard pressed UK solar industry the Department of Energy and Climate Change (DECC) announced that it will be introducing retrospective legislation requiring all households with PV panels installed on their roofs to install bird...

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Funny story: Tapping the power of the aurora

Tapping the power of the aurora

Scientists at the Gillingham Institute for Gifted Geese have finally discovered how to tap into the last of the great green sources of electricity: aurorae. "Every single day, several hundred million gigawatt of electricity are generated at both...

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Funny story: Hippocrites In DC! Where Are The Wind & Solar Farms?

Hippocrites In DC! Where Are The Wind & Solar Farms?

According to a news release today, all that government land set aside for wind and solar energy is setting empty. "They have had years to begin and no one has built a thing", stated one observer. "Not one light bulb has been lit as far as I can se...

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Funny story: Rooftop Solar Panels Opposed by Frisbeetarianists

Rooftop Solar Panels Opposed by Frisbeetarianists

Portland, Oregon- At the fiftieth annual Cir-Conference of Frisbeetarism the members of this obscure religion were in fierce debate on green energy. Coming on the heels of the Copenhagen Conference, these religious people had a quite different view...

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Funny story: Fatalities in protest over solar power

Fatalities in protest over solar power

COPENHAGEN - At the international Climate Summit in Copenhagen, advocates of global cooling clashed with advocates of solar power, resulting in at least 43 deaths and the hospitalization of 18 others. Outside the Climate Summit, members of the Coo...

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Funny story: Solar Power May Destroy Earth, According to Scientists

Solar Power May Destroy Earth, According to Scientists

Scientists working with the Maxxon-Oilbill Corporation have disclosed that excess use of solar energy could cause the climate to destabilize and result in massive global freezing. "You see, the energy from the sun naturally comes down, hits the gr...

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Funny story: Solar Powered Vibrator Rattles Store Shelves this Christmas

Solar Powered Vibrator Rattles Store Shelves this Christmas

Sacramento, CA. - Sensitive to public interest in energy conservation and a reduction in hazardous landfill waste including discarded AA to D sized batteries, Happy Time Latex Products announced the availability of a full line of alternatively fuelle...

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Funny story: How They Work: Power Panels

How They Work: Power Panels

Remember when solar panels were so ineffective you could only use them to heat up water from tepid to luke-warm? Or when, in order to heat the average home you needed a solar power panel the size of Wales? Well all that's changed. The latest Power Panels are so efficient they can be used almost anywhere. Imagine having a torch that you can leave on all the time and it never goes out! Using...

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Funny story: Al Gore is Spokesperson for Solar Powered Dildo!

Al Gore is Spokesperson for Solar Powered Dildo!

Perennial Democratic Poster Boy Al Gore announced today he would be the worldwide spokesperson for the new solar powered dildo marketed under the "MEAN GREEN MACHINE " label and sold in K-Mart under the Martha Stewart line of household implements.

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