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Funny story: Sky Sports to add simulated fan abuse

Sky Sports to add simulated fan abuse

Sky Sports have announced plans to include racist, homophobic, sexualized and other hateful slurs to enliven viewers' experiences, starting with next weekend's Premier League football broadcasts. "Our research uncovered strong viewer demand for an…

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Funny story: QPR refuse to bite Chelsea bullet.

QPR refuse to bite Chelsea bullet.

Anton Ferdinand has been sent a recently fired bullet in the post, less than 24 hours before Queens Park Rangers' FA Cup tie against Chelsea. The Metropolitan Police confirmed that they had investigated a sinister package which...

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Funny story: "An idiot is more cleverer than me" claims Harry Redknapp.

"An idiot is more cleverer than me" claims Harry Redknapp.

The jury at Harry Redknapp's tax dodging trial have heard how the soccer boss writes like a two-year-old. The Spurs manager denied stashing dosh away and told cops: "You talk to anybody at the club, I can't write or spell. I couldn't even fill a t...

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Funny story: QPR to sign Kaxo Mpewilmu.

QPR to sign Kaxo Mpewilmu.

Sky Sports understands that QPR are in talks with Kaxo Mpewilmu. The 22 year old Belgian born Gambian wonderkid is currently plying his trade with FC Snagov in the Romanian 2nd tier. Mark Hughes has a reported £30 million warchest, and a high s...

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Funny story: Premier League Loses Portsmouth Pub Case

Premier League Loses Portsmouth Pub Case

A Portsmouth pub landlady has won her case against the Premier League over the right to show matches broadcast from other countries but some reckon the decision has come too late. The European Court of Justice found that Karen Murphy had the right...

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Funny story: Football world in shock as manager takes somewhat one sided view about decision directly affecting his team.

Football world in shock as manager takes somewhat one sided view about decision directly affecting his team.

The world of football was stunned last night when, tired, stressed and under pressure, a football manger made a slightly one-eyed and ill-judged comment. Bill McBain, who had just seen his team lose two points in a crucial relegation battle follow...

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Funny story: Andy Gray Wins Record Pay Out

Andy Gray Wins Record Pay Out

Football pundit Andy Gray has accepted £100,000 from the News Of The World after the paper admitted liability over reading his mail. The paper will make a full disclosure next week over the extent of their wrongdoing, but its understood that under...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Calls Up Andy Gray And Asks Him To Be The Announcer On His New "Piers Morgan Tonight" Talk Show

Piers Morgan Calls Up Andy Gray And Asks Him To Be The Announcer On His New "Piers Morgan Tonight" Talk Show

NEW YORK CITY - Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Andrew Mullen Gray, the Sky Sports football pundit who was recently fired for making some inappropriate off-color remarks regarding a female English football referee's assistant has been asked t...

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Funny story: 'Gray' Tuesday for Andy as he is sacked by Sky

'Gray' Tuesday for Andy as he is sacked by Sky

Andy Gray has been sacked by Sky after his somewhat sexist comments about a bird expected to officiate at a football match! Yes, you may need to read that first line twice and yes, it does say the words bird (implying female), officiate and footba...

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Funny story: Andy Gray sacked!

Andy Gray sacked!

Horror in the world of sports broadcasting today with the revelation that Andy Gray has been sacked by BSkyB, but amazingly, it wasn't clarified that the dismissal was executed over disparaging remarks made off-air about female Referee's Assistant, S...

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Funny story: Naked Pilgrim Brian Sewell Joins Sky Sports

Naked Pilgrim Brian Sewell Joins Sky Sports

Sky Sports have announced a surprise signing for the new Premier League season - celebrated art critic Brian Sewell. The plummy-voiced writer and broadcaster has been hired as a live summariser to replace Andy Gray following complaints from viewer...

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