On Sky News' all day breakfast show, Health Secretary Jeremiah Hunt sensationally claimed that the Tories invented the National Health Service and the idea of children working 12 hour shifts down coal mines. The previous Government were responsible f...
The BBC is to impose a three tier licensing system to dumb down its program content even further. Licence Class 1): £1000 Programmes featuring living people. Licence Class 2): £200 Programmes featuring half dead people including vampires, zombi...
A&E departments across the capital have reported a surge in admissions today as a steady stream of TV correspondents appear to be signing themselves in for treatment; suffering from a new and worrying illness, brought on by The Diamond Jubilee,...
Reports currently indicate that Sky News reporter, Alex Crawford, has been rushed to hospital in Tripoli in the back of a pickup truck, with her protective helmet stuck firmly to her head. As Gaddafi loyalists fought a desperate rearguard action,...
As if Japan hasn't had enough to deal with - a megaquake, a devastating tsunami, some pessimists are now anxiously keeping tabs on the situation at the Fukushima Nuclear Power Facility, and are sincerely hoping that it won't develop into a full on nu...
Witch Hunt, London: England is in the grip of a 'hunt' to route out those who think "women don't know the offside rule". In a matter of a few days, the nation is in the grip of a crusade to ensure that, those 'creatures' who can't cook in the kitch...
Sky News anchor, Anna Botting was visibly shaken on live TV last night as student demonstrators, protesting at the Lib-Dem cop out on education fees, were heard calling Sky News reporter, Jeremy Bender, a 'Wanker' live on air from Trafalgar Square.
Independent observers declared today that the Con-Dem government spending review was the equivalent of political suicide for the coalition government. As analysts revealed that the true purpose of the spending review was to get people off welfare,...
As Skoob News shamelessly scrapes the bottom of the satire barrel for newsworthy items, our man in Whitehall was listening to his iPod when he heard a tune entitled 'The Revolution Will Not Be Televised' by the Godfather of rap, Gil Scott Heron. W...
A graphologist - or handwriting 'expert' - drafted in by Sky News to fill up some airtime by 'analysing' a letter sent to the Northumberland police by wanted fugitive Raoul Moat, was held up to absolute and utter ridicule this morning by a Skoob News...
Sky News reporter Anna Botting was slammed today by media watchers for what has been described as "insensitive" reporting over the Derrick Bird Cumbrian gun rampage. Complaints were received about Botting's reporting, as she seemed almost in a sta...
Alistair Campbell has wiped the floor with the unelected Sky News expert on bullying and badgering. Coming so soon after his partner in slime, Kay Burley was heckled live on air, it's been a bad few days for Sky News presenters. The campbell v bou...
Not to be outdone by football sex scandals, MP expense debacles, French lingerie models or Scientologists preaching to Haitian earthquake victims, fans of Aussie pop song strangler Peter Andre, the former husband of Katie Price have been flexing thei...
Former World Heavyweight Champion and convicted rapist with a tattooed face, 'Iron' Mike Tyson today told Sky News reporter Dermot Murnighan that the questions the newsman put to the former champ were annoying him. Tyson became agitated when Dermo...
TheSpoof.com was narrowly pipped at the post last night by Sky News in the Best Factual Website Of The Year category at the fifteenth annual Best Website Awards at the Troll and Lantern Hotel in the West End of Glasgow. A visibly elated Mark Lowto...
The days of stuffy toastmasters stiltedly clinking champagne glasses and barking dry, emotionless orders to your nearest and dearest may soon be over, with the news that Sky Sports are rolling out their successful football results service format onto...
While Rupert Murdoch's evil Sky Media Empire was putting up its prices and breaching contracts, Virgin's boss, Richard Branson, touched by the plight of Leicestershire couple Kate and Gerry McCann
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