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Funny story: NTSB Downgrades Six Flags

NTSB Downgrades Six Flags

WASHINGTON D.C. - The investigation of the death of a woman on a roller coaster at Six Flags Over Texas by the NTSB has resulted in the park losing one of its flags. The park will now be called Five Flags Over Texas. Further incidents may result in a...

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Funny story: Porky Pig Gets Be-dee Be-dee B-Beaten Up

Porky Pig Gets Be-dee Be-dee B-Beaten Up

Police were called to the Six Flags Great America Park in Illinois to investigate a reported beating of the Porky Pig character by two off-duty park workers. There was some kind of beef (no pun intended) between the parties that resulted in the...

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Funny story: New Jersey Students Regret Ratting out Bus Driver

New Jersey Students Regret Ratting out Bus Driver

Gangster Glen, NJ - Students from Bon Jovi High School boarded what they thought was their regular bus last Friday that takes them to school every morning, and thought nothing of it that their usual driver, Mr. Dirr, wasn't at the wheel. Once on t...

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Funny story: Idiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags

Idiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags

A teenager has been decapitated by the Robespierre Reign of Terror roller coaster Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. The young man exceeded the maximum height requirement for the ride, but apparently slipped in unnoticed by ticket...

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Funny story: Teenagers Select Best Places for Dates

Teenagers Select Best Places for Dates

Teenagers across the United States were ask to vote on their favorite places to take a date. The survey required them to be specific; in other words, they could not say "the mall," but had to pick a specific mall. After auditing over 128,...

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