London - Stripping doctors of the tedious duty of writing sick notes has been approved by the Government. From next month independent panels of local specialists will be in charge of signing off sickness benefit candidates in a long awaited clampd...
After the disappointment of the non-appointment of Terry Venables yesterday, all speculation ended today when Newcastle United unveiled their new manager to the long-suffering Magpies' fans - Joe 'Sick Note' Kinnear. Within minutes, St James' Park...
Foot & Mouth disease, Blue Tongue Virus, Avian Flu, Verbal diarrhoea, Potato Blight, STDs, Alcoholism, you name it and Britain has got it! Why should people still want to come here?...
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