NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez has just hit a gold mine with her brand new La Latina Short Shorts collection. Miss Lopez admitted that her short shorts line was inspired by Catherine Bach’s original Daisy Duke short shorts line, wh…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – America's newest newlywed bride has just learned that the sales of her extremely sexy designer short shorts are selling at an amazing pace. Gwen Stefani, who has now become Mrs. Blake Shelton, spoke with Pico de Gal…
CHARLESTON, West Virginia – (Satire News) – The West Virginia Puritan Association is bragging about the fact that they have finally been successful in getting the West Virginia legislature to ban ass cheek-showing short shorts. WVPA Assistant Vice…
As the number of overweight women in the United States skyrockets, an increasing number of those women are making short shorts their garment of choice. "I really like the look," said Mandy Barnes of Nashville, Tennessee. "They're very unconfining,...
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