Bangalore, India Premier League [IPL] Meat Market: Today's version of cricket gladiators went on the auction block as bidders outbid one another. For many it was a big splurge; for others a total purge. On the good news front, Indian players were...
Mumbai - (Botox Biz): Stunning green-eyed Bollywood goddess Aishwarya Rai is no longer the face of the international cosmetics giant. She has been demoted by sultry Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto following a furor about Rai's skin lightenin...
London - (Last Tango in Paris): A Jade Goody/Shilpa Shetty-style slur by Strictly Cum Dancing wannabe champ Anton du Beke has been brushed aside by ageing geriatric TV show host Bruce Foreskin. "Like, get over it!" Brucie told reporters today afte...
Shilpa Shitty has launched a range of curries. (So have quite a few drunks at about two in the morning, but that's another story.) What makes Shilpa's different is that she hasn't eaten them before the launch. We are actually talking cuisine here. Th...
Bollywood babe Shilpa Shetty has shared some of her most intimate secrets recipes for making sauces with Hollywood gerbil-fancier Richard Gere. The Indian hottie got all steamy - over a big pot - with the Officer and a Gentleman star while...
Heartbroken slumdog Shilpa Shitehawk (67) will not be experiencing that feeling of freedom and relief a bucket of shit kept in the corner a room brings to all Indian lasses, owing to Jade (27 and counting) being too ill to receive her arch nemesis fo...
As the sun slowly slips out of view over the horizon in the twilight of Jade Goody's sparkling career, it emerged that there was no news worth reporting on the former Big Brother housemate today. Her public cyst, Max Cash, usually so reliable in p...
With fading celebrity Jade Goody said to be 'hours from death' the world's most beautiful woman, Shilpa Shetty, who once had an argument with the stricken reality star over a chicken stock cube, was said to be 'rushing to her side' to say goodbye yes...
Jade Goody, the thing that made its name by appearing on the Channel 4 shows Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother, has told reporters that she is absolutely furious with God. Goody, who has terminal cancer, and is expected to live only a few more...
Public relations supremo Max Clifford today shocked the media world today, when he actually refused to take on a client, on the grounds that the person who approached him was an obnoxious human being. Speaking from his office in London, he said: '...
London - (Karmic Crap Mess): BNP fans of Jade Goody's 2007 Celebrity Racist Big Brother rant are in hiding this weekend after blaming a Shilpa Shetty 'voodoo hex' for the stricken reality TV contestant's woes. "Shetty invoked the wrath of Kali, go...
Mumbai - (Tasteless Crap Mess): Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty has hinted that 'having a vagina like a landfill site' is more likely than bad karma to be responsible for Celebrity Big Racist ranter Jade Goody's medical woes. The Big Boss star tol...
Big Brother returns to the nation's TV screens this Thursday amid a new controversy over the lack of any new controversy over the show, which thrives on controversy and, of course, scandal.
The Indian Supreme Court has thrown out a legal case which accused has-been Hollywood actor Richard Gere of obscene behaviour, ruling instead, that he is not 'obscene' but &...
The Earth lost almost 1/6th of it's population today following a disaster involving former Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere.
Celebrity Big Brother, the show at the centre of a major racism row, will not be back on our screens next year, according to gossip garnered by this writer on a bus today.
Yes, in a sensational new development it can now be revealed that Big Brother is desperate for Shilpa Shetty to return.
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