Odd business, barbers, and what they do. What is that they do, eh? Barbery? Barbering? Barbing? See now? I told you it was an odd business. The barbers themselves, as well, eh? Queer kettle of fish altogether. Take this barber I once had. He shall remain nameless, mainly because I can't remember his name. Whatever his name was, he was a queer fish, even without taking the kettle into ac...
"Hipray! Hipray! Hipray!" The cheers rang out from the two great naval dockyards after a double victory over the Blades and the Owls. In a fixture list twist, struggling Sheffield Utd travelled to a resurgent Portsmouth while Plymouth, in financia...
Sheffield Wednesday's Czech International Ivan Petrosky went from Right Back to Right Cunt today as his team blew a 2-0 lead to lose 3-2 in the Championship game at the Valley this afternoon.
Heavy flooding all over Britain is a sure sign of the early effects of Global Warming and Climate Change, say experts. Unseasonal torrential and prolonged outbreaks of very wet rain have caused flash...
Sheffield United, the team relegated from the Premier League on the last day of the season in May, are to be reinstated into the top flight, TheSpoof has learned.
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