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Funny story: Sharon Stone sued for return of Rafael Correa's $275,000 fee

Sharon Stone sued for return of Rafael Correa's $275,000 fee

New York - "Sure left a nasty taste in the mouth," aides of Rafael Correa said today as a NYC lawsuit alleged the Basic Instinct actress chickened out of promoting Ecuador's latest PR scam. Stone was hired via a New York agent to poke her hands i...

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Funny story: Madonna Brags That She Has The Best Boy Toy In America

Madonna Brags That She Has The Best Boy Toy In America

NEW YORK CITY - Susan Sarandon is notorious for being involved in May-December relationships with much younger men. Jennifer Lopez, Sharon Stone, and Mariah Carey are also proud cougars. But Madonna, 55, has said that she has the best boy toy in t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be The Number One Cougar In Tinsel Town

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be The Number One Cougar In Tinsel Town

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she has actually traded two vices, drugs and alcohol for a third vice young men. Lohan who has been doing pretty good since spending 3 months in a rehab clinic during the summer has been seen on both coasts cavo...

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Funny story: Sharon Stone Flashes 'Mature' Beaver on Film in NYC - Rotting Corpse Gas Kills Several Crew Members, Biggest Evacuation Since 9/11

Sharon Stone Flashes 'Mature' Beaver on Film in NYC - Rotting Corpse Gas Kills Several Crew Members, Biggest Evacuation Since 9/11

Ageless actress Sharon Stone has triggered one of the biggest on set disasters in movie history, as a one mile cordon had to be set up around a film set in New York after she recreated the infamous scene from Basic Instinct. An unexplained toxic gas...

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Funny story: Sharon Stone Waxes Poetic on Her Mons Venerio & Her Affair With CJ Bolivar!

Sharon Stone Waxes Poetic on Her Mons Venerio & Her Affair With CJ Bolivar!

Sharon Stone at 52 looks better than most wags and enhanced starlets half her age, a fact she attributes to a strong affinity for sex, a healthy diet, and a fetish against all body hair since her Mons was exposed in the erotic film "Basic Instinct...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods and Jesse James Agree To Appear With Nina Dobrev In "The Vampire Dairies"

Tiger Woods and Jesse James Agree To Appear With Nina Dobrev In "The Vampire Dairies"

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of The Vampire Dairies Manolo Middlezuck has just revealed that he has signed both Tiger Woods and Jesse James to appear in an upcoming episode of the hit vampire show. Middlezuck said that he did not want to give away too...

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Funny story: Sharon Stone speaks out again about earthquakes - this time the one in Haiti

Sharon Stone speaks out again about earthquakes - this time the one in Haiti

Hollywood actress Sharon Stone, once famous for being tall and blonde and tall and blonde and firing blanks from fake guns in movies, but now the world's leading climatologist and expert on seismic tremors and tectonic plates, today made a long-await...

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Funny story: Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...

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Funny story: Dev Patel, Is Sharon Stone Still Chasing Him?

Dev Patel, Is Sharon Stone Still Chasing Him?

Sharon Stone's latest "Innocent" victim is 18-year-old, Slumdog Millionaire star Dev Patel, say insiders, who first brought it to attention of reporters in February. According to Patel's text messages to friends, the "older woman" came on to him a...

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Funny story: Sharon Stone Proved Right

Sharon Stone Proved Right

As Icelandic banks crashed, throwing world stock markets into disarray, Hollywood actress Sharon Stone claimed she had been right all along. 'Told ya, didn't I?', she said, 'if ya go around stealing money from savers and fiddlin' the books, bad k...

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Funny story: Sharon Stone Robs The Cradle!

Sharon Stone Robs The Cradle!

Kingston, Jamaica - Sharon Stone age 50 and actress in several melodramatic "B" movies in the 80s and 90s, has been seen hanging out with a ganglie 24 year old, known only as Vinnie. The relationship has caused several to suggest that the star of The...

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Funny story: Sharon Stone to Bare All For Chinese Officials

Sharon Stone to Bare All For Chinese Officials

Beijing - Just days after sticking her stilettos in her mouth and then opening it again only to prove she could do it twice in a row, Sharon Stone has agreed to visit Beijing to make a formal apology.

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Funny story: Sharon And The Philospher's Stone Movie To Appear

Sharon And The Philospher's Stone Movie To Appear

Sharon Stone is to star in a forthcoming release, Sharon And The Philosopher's Stone, Warmer Brothers announced today.

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Funny story: Sharon Stone reaps the whirlwind in wake of quake

Sharon Stone reaps the whirlwind in wake of quake

French fashion house Christian Dio'r Priced says it is dropping mammary-prominent peroxide actress Sharon 'ice pick' Stone from its advertisements after her remarks referring to a recent devastating event as an "earthquake&qu...

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Funny story: Sharon Stone Blames Iceland Quake On Bad Karma

Sharon Stone Blames Iceland Quake On Bad Karma

Actress Sharon Stone today claimed that the large earthquake that hit Iceland was due to 'bad karma.' Speaking from her philosophy and history classes in California, she said: 'It's easy. If you go around attacking every coastline in Europe, razi...

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Funny story: Anger Over Sharon Stone's Quake Remarks

Anger Over Sharon Stone's Quake Remarks

There was much anger today over actress Sharon Stone's remarks that an earthquake was 'bad karma.' She made this claim after a tremor hit southern California yesterday, but refused to take it back.

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Funny story: Sharon Stone says: "Karma is your worst nightmare China! A hot crazy coked up Bitch that will rock your world, slash your tires and sleep with all your friends just for #%@& of it!"

Sharon Stone says: "Karma is your worst nightmare China! A hot crazy coked up Bitch that will rock your world, slash your tires and sleep with all your friends just for #%@& of it!"

Hollywood, California - Apparently suffering from the postoperative side effects of yet another Botox injection that migrated to the brain, tummy tuck aneurysm or silicone breast augmentation seepage to the blood stream, aging diva, Sharon Stone, sho...

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