LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Osbourne's (Ozzy and Sharon) are headed down the Big D path (divorce). Sharon says that she has had it with her space cadet husband constantly cutting down her hair, her cellulite thighs, her closed mind, and her…
MALIBU BEACH - (Satire News) - The singer known as "The Prince of Darkness" has just received divorce papers from his wife of 40 years, Sharon "The Boss" Osbourne. Ozzy Osbourne was born Johnny Mikey Billy Osbourne in England 73 years ago, making…
London, England Ozzie Osbourne, former lead singer of Black Sabbath and star of the Osbournes reality show, was shocked when he was served with divorce papers while dining on Roast Bat. "I thought we ended that bloody travesty of a marriage years...
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars co-host Tom Bergeron kicked off season 17, by saying that the contract negotiations with Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman had been worked out and the 97-year-old Brit will be back in his middle judges seat. An in...
LOS ANGELES - Sharon Osbourne has never been one to hold back anything. She has always said what was on her mind even though at times there really wasn't much of anything there to speak of. Recently she was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattl...
HOLLYWOOD - Sharon Osbourne has never been one to hold back her feelings and she recently let them be known when the subject of Justin Bieber came up. The wife of Rock and Roll's Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, had just finished her dinner at B...
SANTA MONICA - The latest celebrity musings coming out of the Left Coast rumor mills state that Sharon Osbourne was caught in the clutches of a much younger man. And that younger man is none other than British subject Russell Brand. Celebrity G...
With X Factor looming we take a look at what's in store. Well, the biggest change is good old Shaz is back after replacing the talentless slingback wearing cockney bird Tulisa. Bizarrely enough it was only weeks ago when Tullisa swore blind she wo...
LOS ANGELES - It looks like the 31 year marriage between Sharon Osbourne and her Prince of Darkness rock music icon, Ozzy is shakier than John Goodman standing on a plywood platform. Reports coming out of the Left Coast are that the once-happy-as-...
ATLANTA, GA-In response to disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong's admission that he had used performance-enhancing drugs, the American Cancer Society announced today that it had stripped Armstrong of his 1997 victory over cancer, and the 42-year-old...
NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga and Sharon Osbourne have become embroiled in a nasty feud that started when Sharon's 28-year-old daughter Kelly made some unkind comments about Lady Gaga. It appears that Kelly stated that Lady Gaga needed to stop wearing...
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of America's Got Talent after spending months and months trying to figure out who would be taking Piers Morgan's vacated judges' job have finally found a replacement. It has been announced that after much behind-the-scene...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Shakira, AKA "The Colombian Firecracker" is getting ready to go on her Hips Across America Concert Tour and she recently stated that her opening act Kings of Leon has cancelled due to the lead singer's ongoing wisdom tooth problem [W...
HOLLYWOOD - Nick Cannon and Piers Morgan were both sharply dressed and looked like they had both stepped off of a wedding cake, but not a gay one insisted Morgan. Howie Mandel looked like he'd just cut his front lawn, and Sharon Osbourne looked like...
HOLLYWOOD - One of the sexiest looking singers to ever grace the America's Got Talent stage Lys Agnes has informed the shows host Nick "The Pencil" Cannon about a rather uncomfortable situation. The El Lay Informer's Pia Confetti verified that the...
HOLLYWOOD - It was quite a night for the America's Got Talent semi-final contestants. Guest singers for the night included Nicki Minaj and Susan Boyle. Minaj was dressed like a black Alice in Wonderland and she paraded her humongous bouncing butt...
HOLLYWOOD - Piers Morgan is in no danger of losing his unofficial title of being the Most Hated Foreigner in America as he buzzed (X'd) several contestants on the America's Got Talent Semi-Finals Show. Morgan was booed more than Hurricane Irene an...
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