In England, the sewer pipes double as storm water pipes. When there are storms the storm water floods out to sea and takes the sewage with it. These are all very old Victorian sewer pipes, and the system has never been completely updated.
Incompetent buffoon Geoffrey Rivers has said that he wants to be doing his job for the next ten years. Mr Rivers, who works for the local sewage treatment firm, has said that although his work involves things people don't want to think about, he s…
Santa Monica Lewinsky, Ca - Originally mooted in 2009 in recognition of Dubya's greatest achievements inside or outside orifice the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant will revert to its proposed commemorative name following a huge new response f...
Paris, France. In emerging, breaking but slightly disjointed news, a Frenchman, Louis De O'dour, has become the first man to navigate the entire household sewer system of every residence in Paris. He completed the journey after four weeks of concentr...
London - The lavatory seat-shaped water feature is the latest victim of the hosepipe ban after a thick brownish sludge was seen spurting from its hydro-aeration vents. Hype Park officials ordered a shutdown of the main pumping mechanism responsibl...
Dubai, UAE - Residents of the Oceana billionaire housing complex are sorely pissed as plumbing repairs to their sanitation ground to a halt in the searing 110F tropical heat this week. "The nearest working lavatories are half a mile down the road...
Hello! And welcome to this months edition of our magazine. NEWS. Harry Footslip has finally revealed how he knows which shit belongs to his wife; "My sandwiches are tied to it" Malcom Menial from the Scottish sewer workers confederation has been awarded shit shoveller of the year. Parveet Singh from the Southall sewer section has won the "Name The Izal Toilet Paper" competition. Whe...
SEWAGE company WaterWaste has joined forces with The Bun to giveaway FREE money. The establishment which celebrates its centenary this year will award the funds to the first 200 readers who write in. "This is no gimmick" insisted CEO Harvey Bob...
In travel news, the Monthly Cycle's roving reporter Ulver announces that on her latest sojourn to the former Eastern Bloc, she has found the new Southend on Sea. The Port of Sarande, the Ionian gateway to Albania has it all, sun, sea, sand, pollut...
Tokyo, Japan - the world's leading city in innovation has just released its latest and brightest invention - a car made of used milk bottles which runs on recycled sewerage. The invention is being hailed one of the greatest of all time, perhaps even...
NEW YORK, N.Y. - Detective Urdtien Atereien reports that NY cops arrested a crap load of more than 100 sewer children today. The kids are from 13 to 20 years old. They turned up when cops investigated reports of children biting the butts of peopl...
In a recent informal discussion during an elaborate lunch, President Hu Jin Tao, after a huge gin tonic, mentioned that he had received a report related to the problems created by Chinese style toilets. Mr Hu Flungdung said "Apparently it's not t...
It's crunch time on the surface, but for those who live underground it's a different story. Dick Turpin (no relation) has been living in his local sewer for six years. He moved in there one cold winter's evening after his bench was set alight by s...
The once-pristine tropical beaches bordering the prestigious Dubai Yacht Club and neighbouring prime tourist hang-outs have recently become swamped in raw sewage. The putrid problem is caused by the illegal dumping of untre...
It has been reported that water companies are considering charging for waste not just by volume as it is at the moment but by how solid the waste it since it takes more to break it down and is therefore more costly. Fluid can easily flow and is e...
Sewer covers are going like hot cakes while US real estate sits idly by waiting for the next imaginary bubble. The metal market in the once thriving US of A is about the only thing that is selling. Junkies and former bond traders are stripping Americ...
On the ballot for the November election in San Francisco, California, is the proposal to rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant, the George W. Bush Sewerage Plant. Over eight thousand signatures have been collected and voting officials ar...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
