Holy shit, really? Elmo, you punkass bitch! You’ve probably seen the Tiktok videos of Sesame Street Land or Place or Concentration Camp or whatever amusement park calls itself. Muppets (or people, likely white, and very racist) are ignoring l…
The TV producer of Sesame Street has denied that its co-habiting duo, Bert and Ernie, are gay, following comments by one of the show's writers. Sesame Workshop felt it necessary to issue a statement saying the pair "do not have a sexual orientatio...
Now we all know the world is going bananas, but the latest news from inside the Sesame Street walls to hit the outside world makes Trump look like an innocent imbecile (which, of course, he is). A sex scandal is enraging adults (are the really?),...
It would appear that what was long suspected has finally been confirmed by a writer of the popular children’s reality television show, “Sesame Street”: Bert and Ernie are, in fact, a gay couple. The news shook the world, but none are more embroiled i...
PLEASANT PLAINS - Staten Island's favorite Muppets are coming back for a fourteenth season this September, and they're bringing some new faces to their cast. In recent years, Korean War Veterans Parkway, the Sesame Street edition broadcast in Sta...
Sesame Street, USA - Police in Missouri are being told how to get to Sesame Street for career counseling and psychological reprogramming. "Every little boy plays soldier at some time in his development," said Evelyn Puchlens, executive director of...
8 months ago Mitt Romney attacked Big Bird in an attempt to become president. Mr. Bird is still feeling the effects today. "I cant stop thinking of it" said Mr. Bird. "He really fu-ked up my life man! The government has taken it's money away and...
This sure isn't your two dads' or two moms' Sesame Street. The show has decided to start tackling tough subjects like divorce, pedophilia and how to properly water down your parent's liquor so they don't notice that you've been imbibing. And that i...
The latest Sesame Street rumor is that Elmo, the immensely popular red puppet, will retire after allegations of at least two sexual relationships with underage boys. Elmo has agreed to release a rare public statement to The Spoof. His defense of...
Manhattan, NY - Big Bird is not the only one relieved about the outcome of the 2012 Presidential election and the defeat of Mitt Romney, who vowed to cut PBS funding. The Sesame Street Corporation was so elated that they were not going to be put out of business, that they handed out Christmas bonuses early. In addition to Big Bird's new yellow Ferrari 458 Spider and Burt and Ernie's custom dia...
Elmo, the former Sesame Street heartthrob, reveals that he is gay in an exclusive interview with Gay Fard Magazine. He decided to speak about his condition after it was discovered he had recently undergone hemorrhoid surgery and was seen kissing...
It's the opinion of many reputable contributors at Fox News that Muppet related crime is spilling over unto our our streets and something must be done to curb this disturbing trend. Gov. Romney is meeting this challenge contrary to the wishes of man...
RALEIGH, North Carolina - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Bus Tour stopped off in Raleigh on the way to Winston-Salem, North Carolina. He told the semi-cheering crowd that he was thrilled to be in Raleigh, the town where the inventor o...
French president Francois Hollande issued a statement this morning in which he said, "Today we are all American children!" The Mayor of London (UK) issued a statement regarding Romney that read in part, "There he goes again!" The Boston Globe r...
In the first of three presidential debates, Romney explicitly said that he supports cutting funding for PBS and Sesame Street. Fans of public television were particularly angered that he singled out Big Bird. "I'm a huge fan of Big Bird," said Romney...
Bert from Sesame Street has gone to ground after vowing to kill Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney. Bert was watching the first presidential debate on The Count's TV with several other residents of the street but flew into a rage when Romn...
No, NOT on Twitter. In person! Here's the scoop. A lost pet parakeet in Japan was recently brought home when he was able to "tell" (well actually tweet) police where he lived. A happy ending! But it turns out that was just the beginning. A Spoof reporter who has recently interviewed (in bird talk, of course!) a group of birds has discovered that the lost parakeet's act has inspired a num...
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