Chester, PA. (WTFM) -- Early this morning, while digging a shallow grave intended to be the final resting place for his latest victim, serial killer Derek Flatt uncovered a shallow grave containing a victim of serial killer, Justin Crabwell. Crabwe...
CORCORAN, CA - In case you haven't heard, Charles Manson is about to get married. That's right, single ladies, if you liked him then you should've put a ring on it. Now, all the Monday morning quarterbacking starts on 'what could have been' for...
Answer Yes or No 1) Have you ever woken up in bed with a blood covered machete beside you? 2) Are you serving consecutive or concurrent life sentences for murder? 3) Do you hate your mother? 4) Have you ever tortured animals? ( excluding officially approved laboratory trials). 5) Do you think all women are painted harlots and instruments of the devil? 6) Do you frequently hide in bushes...
The number of active serial killers in the U.S. has fallen so dramatically that the AAA status awarded by the Hannibal Institute has been downgraded this morning to AAB. Speaking this morning to our Crime Correspondent, the chairman of the Hanni...
NEVADA STATE PRISON (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson refused all press requests (except ours, of course) to comment on tonight's Investigation Discovery documentary: "My Brother the Serial Killer," that claims Simpson hired a serial killer to break into his...
The identity of Britain's most notorious serial killer, Jack The Ripper, has finally been revealed during a deathbed confession. Gupta Singh, an Indian national who studied medicine at a London teaching hospital in the early sixties, died followin...
SAINT PAUL, MN--In what police have described as "a complete waste of our time," local spoof writer Greg Johnson has reportedly gone on a blood-filled, one-starring rampage, leaving an estimated 17 articles in his wake. "We have no idea why he did...
WINTER HAVEN, FL (ABSNN) -A thirty-five year old Winter Haven, Florida man stands accused of serial murder today and faces years in prison. Reginald Owen Seer, Jr. claims the slaughter of the innocents was food preparation. His wife and Win...
Police fear a serial killer may be at large after two bodies were found in the quiet village of Northenden. Top Manchester Detective, Cain Yohelpus said late Saturday night a headless body was found in a field by a man out dumping his dog. Th...
Britain's most notorious female serial killer, Rose West, is reportedly about to publish a cookbook, according to a prison service source . West was sentenced to life in prison in 1995, having been convicted on ten counts of murder and various dodgy...
The murderous Porsche 550 that killed legend-because-he'd-dead movie star James Dean -- which was believed to have been lost for 50 years-- has unsheathed it's merciless daggar of death, beginning it's killing spree again. Police say that the car...
Suspected serial killer, Alfred De Bundy has contacted Skoob News International as his execution date draws ever closer, pleading his innocence and appealing for help. De Bundy, currently incarcerated in the Upstate Federal Penitentiary in downtow...
After a five year study into UK murders Greater Manchester police have come to the conclusion that people who commit murder are irrational. "We have monitored the murders over the past five years," said detective inspector Jim Taggart. "What this...
Saint Andrews Golf Course, Scotland. The serial killer named the Mashie Monster attempted to claim another victim last night but was foiled when the sprinkler system came on and his prey, a night grounds keeper, escaped. The drenched Mashie Mons...
Gloucester Police were gobsmacked yesterday when an irate elderly man walked into the police station and reported Fred West to them, demanding his arrest. The elderly man said that he was sick and tired of waiting for West to come and install a pa...
It was revealed today that serial killer John Johnson, who allegedly is responsible for the murder of nineteen young woman in this small Michigan town, had routinely complained to official's about his neighbor's loud and rude behavior. The complaints...
In an ironic twist of the 120 year old unsolved Jack the Ripper case, a new clue has been provided regarding the author of the 'Dear Boss' letter which first attached the nickname to the killer. And that clue comes from former tabloid editor, Kelv...
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