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Funny story: Segway Owner Memorial - 10th Anniversary

Segway Owner Memorial - 10th Anniversary

Millionaire owner of Segway firm, Jimi Heselden, died in a freak accident on 26th September 2010. He had bought the Segway company less than a year before, and died after riding one of the scooters off a cliff and into the River Wharfe, near his York…

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Funny story: Man with hump on his back registers for world famous camel race

Man with hump on his back registers for world famous camel race

A Mexican farmer named Chino Mendez has officially registered to compete in a Camel race at the world famous Al Marmoom Heritage Festival. Chino was born with a debilitating condition that means he has a large growth or hump on his back. He might...

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Funny story: Local Man Wins 100 Watt LED Lightbulb

Local Man Wins 100 Watt LED Lightbulb

Brendan Turnbull,56,couldn't believe his eyes when he read the last four digits of the raffle ticket he bought at the Make-A-Threat Foundation's charity picnic. He had Just won a 100 watt LED light bulb. A prize worth a whopping $17,000 dollars. T...

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Funny story: Word of the Day - Segue

Word of the Day - Segue

London - SEG -way: SAYG-way. Verb: To proceed without interruption; to make a smooth transition Example: I was having a pint at the 1802 over at Canary Wharf with my mate, Cliff, talking about the EU economy and Italy's plans to raise between 5.5 billion euros and 8 billion euros by selling debt maturing in 2012, 2017 and 2020 and the implication on the Italian automotive industry - imparticula...

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Funny story: Owner of Segway Dies Leaving Behind Mystery Vehicle Unrevealed!

Owner of Segway Dies Leaving Behind Mystery Vehicle Unrevealed!

The owner of the Segway company, James Heselden, has passed, apparently in an accident involving a yet to be named experimental vehicle, known only as X33. The body of James Heselden was pulled from a River in England on Sunday. A Segway-type veh...

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