Is Sean Penn getting older? Of course, it’s called time and gravity. But are those aspects of science wearing on his mind as well as his body? Oh sure, we all like to condemn people for being different, who doesn’t? We all say one thing and mean…
Clutching the podium during his White House 4th of July event, Donald Trump resembled a listing ship about to slip underwater. Many also wondered whether he would take the podium down with him. His eyes were almost totally shut as he squinted whi...
Charlize Theron can't find a date? Yeah, right again! Charlize Theron, arguably the best looking woman in Hollywood, possessing only the elitest of chromosomes, worth multiple millions, and one of the finest actresses of her time, states that she...
Ex-Madonna hubby and general film-star hooligan, Sean Penn, has furthered his interest in Middle America after supporting Haitian earthquake victims by chapping up to El Chapo, notorious prison breaker and multi billionaire Mexican drug dealer (and g...
BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan threw a lavish Look At Me I'm Clean Party at the home of her close friend wealthy socialite Cayuga Archambeau. The gala event was attended by some of LaLaLand's well-know celebrities including Scarlett Johansson, Geor...
WHITEWASHINGTON -- Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez left office in March 2013, due to a death in the family--his own--but his hard-partying daughters Rosa Virginia, 35, and Maria Gabriela, 33, refuse to vacate the premises, even though the current pre...
HOLLYWOOD - The question of the new year is what in the wide wide world of sports is the stunningly attractive Charlize Theron, 38, doing with an old goat like Sean Penn who is 53? The couple has reportedly been having sleepovers at her home in th...
New York - "The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man stole hundreds of pairs of her Agent Provocateur undies," is how one Central Park West realtor put it as Madonna's stunning $23.5million duplex came onto the market, "no wonder she had to have her, er, vajazz...
LOS ANGELES - It is no secret that Hollywood "Bad Girl" Lindsay Lohan is starting to have a hard time financially. And it stems from her extra-curricular activities such as free-fall partying, midnight drinking binges, and noon day fiestas. Lin...
Sean Penn has promised Argentina's President, Evita (oops, sorry wrong film), lovely Cristina Kirchner, who's actually of "German" descent, that he will fight for the rights of her great country, join the army and defeat the British colonial rulers s...
HOLLYWOOD - Vanessa Hudgens the star of The High School Musical movies was recently spotted in a Los Angeles Lakers cheerleader outfit having her picture taken on the Hollywood Walk of Fame kneeling by the star of noted film star Zasu Pitts. Hudge...
MANHATTAN - After having an exhaustive on-again, off-again May-December relationship with Sean Penn, Scarlett Johansson has finally dumped the 50-year-old for good. ScarJo told Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors that she just got fed up with the way that...
NEW YORK CITY - Scarlett Johansson was in the Big Apple visiting her old high school volleyball coach Brothina "Balls" Lemoncello. Scarlett, 26, said that she learned a lot from Mrs. Lemoncello like what to tell guys when she wanted for them to le...
MALIBU BEACH - The May-December romance between Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson barely lasted half a season before the blonde star ended it. Johansson, who is 26, first gained movie fame for her film portrayal in The Horse Whisperer, which was ba...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson checked into The Pancho Villa Resort Villa in Cabo San Lucas recently and showed the members of the entertainment media that an old geezer like Penn who is 50 can still attract a stunningly at...
Sean Penn the actor who took out a huge ad in the Washington Post several years ago that addressed the Bush doctrines, especially of sending so many young men and women into a war that would not prevent terrorism, has promised to do the very same to...
LOS ANGELES - The couple who went from being the happiest couple in America to being the meanest, angriest, most effed up couple within a few short weeks is back in the headlines. Jake "The Snake" Pavelka says that Vienna "The Whore" Girardi is no...
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