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Funny story: Seagull Shitstorm

Seagull Shitstorm

A man has been given a curfew and a banning order from every Pets At Home in the country after he was found guilty of “knocking fuck out of a seagull” back in 2018. The man (who can be named but has a really long, complicated name, and we can't be...

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Funny story: Gray-Hooded Gull at Coney Island: First Interview

Gray-Hooded Gull at Coney Island: First Interview

It's a bird, it's a plane . . . No, it IS a bird after all. One rarely seen in the U.S. And it's been spotted hanging out in Brooklyn, New York -- at Coney Island. Your correspondent, who is fluent in bird talk, met up with the sought-after seagull late at night on the beach, offered to share some Nathan's Famous French Fries with him, and was able to score an interview. Scoop of a lifetime!...

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Funny story: Vicious Seaside Attack Leaves Locals 'Perturbed'

Vicious Seaside Attack Leaves Locals 'Perturbed'

Locals in the harbour town of Brixham have been left 'seriously perturbed', say emergency service personnel, after witnessing a vicious and unprovoked attack on the quayside. Witnesses say that an unnamed woman was eating a choc-ice whilst staring...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Attacked By Seagull!

Justin Bieber Attacked By Seagull!

Whether Justin's Gay or not, his tattoos aren't helping his macho image. Recently, Bieber had a Seagull inked on his pelvis, complimenting his hip hop bone. The family say it's tradition, they all (the family) have the beach bird embedded on th...

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Funny story: Seagull 6 defended in court

Seagull 6 defended in court

A flock of seagulls - 'The Seagull 6' - appeared in court today in West London, charged with 'being the most pointless and annoying animals on the planet.' Speaking for the prosecution, Sir Barack Roomlawyer QC said: 'I put it to you, the accused,...

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Funny story: Seagull Moves Up

Seagull Moves Up

A seagull in Aberdeen which used to steal packets of crisps from a newsagent, much to the amusement of locals, was today arrested whilst trying to rob a petrol station at gunpoint.

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