The somewhat small but enthusiastic world of collectable lawn mowers is today buzzing with excitement as a crime victim is reunited with his beloved stolen Hickston-Brax 4 stroke cylinder lawn mower. Brian Anorak, who was temporarily only in posse…
He was lost last week feared dead, but Steven the blind hedgehog turned up safe and well yesterday, and held a press conference earlier to outline his future plans. Steven, who lives with a strange bloke in Scunthorpe, was taken to Leeds in a van...
An industrial town in north Lincolnshire has finally succumbed to pressure from residents to undergo a namechange after thousands of local people petitioned the government council to get rid of the 'cunt' from Scunthorpe. Placenames often change...
Supermarkets in Scunthorpe have taken everything from their shelves, leaving only Easter eggs, according to our Northern correspondent. Hospital A&Es are bursting at the seams with chocolate gorged fatties according to NHS sources. Scunthorpe off...
Sunday: My car broke down after picking up an Ebay won second hand Tivo from an address on the outskirts of Scunthorpe. Towed to the garage, I was told it would be one week before the mechanic could get the parts and fix it. Booking into a contractors "hotel" I settled down for the night into the common 12 bed dormitory. Anticipating being unable to sleep from the snorers, wind breakers an...
Brian Irongrip (34) expert predictor for all things Scunthorpe United has ended his near perfect week by making a prediction that Labour will have a new leader by 4 PM BST today. Brian, predicts that a Labour Party member will become leader today an...
I was assigned to review Scunthorpe Zoo today. Scunthorpe is an area rich in culture, heritage and fat girls on bikes sitting outside local supermarkets waiting for their boyfriends to return with their shoplifted loot. The Zoo is an attraction that could put the area on the map - Scunthorpe has been removed for several maps for the past few years due to lack of interest. The first thing tha...
Great North Eastern Railways PLC have unveiled the latest addition to their services - 'The Scunthorpe To Vladivostok Orient Express'.
Former England cricket captain Ian Botham is thought, today, to be one step nearer to making a sensational comeback to the international game.
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