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Funny story: Gauntlet of Death – A Family Show

Gauntlet of Death – A Family Show

Joe Rogaine has decided to step away temporarily from his awesome kickass podcast where he smokes cigars and interviews scum to head back to the game show circuit. Joe Rogaine’s “Gauntlet of Death” is coming soon to Netflix. This might seem lik…

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Funny story: Uvalde Appoints Merrick Garland As Police Chief; Exceptional Record Of Doing Nothing Cited

Uvalde Appoints Merrick Garland As Police Chief; Exceptional Record Of Doing Nothing Cited

Merrick Garland, former Attorney General of the US, was appointed as the chief for the embattled Uvalde police force, city officials announced on Friday. The acting police chief was suspended last week after scathing findings from the investigatio…

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Funny story: Increase In School Shootings Expected To Offset Unwanted Births From Abortion Ban, Study Shows

Increase In School Shootings Expected To Offset Unwanted Births From Abortion Ban, Study Shows

An academic research paper on the impact to population demographics found that an increase in unwanted births due to the Roe v Wade abortion ruling is expected to be offset by a parallel increase in deaths related to school shootings in the next 3 ye…

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Funny story: Are Republican Senators Classroom Killers?

Are Republican Senators Classroom Killers?

After a crazed gunman killed 19 children and two teachers on May 24 in a Texas schoolroom, can Senate Republicans who vote against gun control and background checks also be considered accomplices? Short answer: Yes. Senate Republicans could have…

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Funny story: Nation Relieved That School Shooting Didn’t Involve A Semi-Automatic Rifle

Nation Relieved That School Shooting Didn’t Involve A Semi-Automatic Rifle

The American public generated a sigh of relief when a shooter shot and killed 21 students at Jamboree High School, in Oakland, Maryland when it was determined that the shooter did not use a semi-automatic rifle. 32 people were, also, injured in the...

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Funny story: US Teacher Held After Weapon Discharged In Classroom

US Teacher Held After Weapon Discharged In Classroom

A schoolteacher was under arrest this morning after a weapon was discharged in a classroom where he was teaching students, it has been reported. Ronald Lumpkin, 45, a cookery teacher at Dingbat High School outside of Atlanta, Georgia, was taken to...

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Funny story: Gun Lobby says Grade Schoolers Must be Armed for Their Own Protection

Gun Lobby says Grade Schoolers Must be Armed for Their Own Protection

Pro-gun association CEO, and Nobel Peace Prize nominee wannabe, Gunther "Gunn" Bullet, issued a special Saturday night announcement that his organization will lobby Congress on Monday, urging lawmakers to fund the development, production, and nationw...

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