BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - The celebrity socialite known as Paris Ramona Hilton, has just informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has just agreed to become the new Marvel franchise character the "Black Widow. Paris, who was named after Paris, T…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Silver Screen Showcase Magazine has just learned from an unnamed source that production will soon begin on the latest saga of the extremely popular film franchise, “The Vampire Diaries.” SSSM senior reporter Pomona Vox,…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Silver Screen Showcase Magazine reports that Daniel Craig (aka James Bond) has announced that he will do one more movie in the James Bond franchise. Craig told SSSM’s Pomona Vox that he could not pass up the opportunity…
New York, NY In his latest press conference, Trump announced his intended Cabinet for what he believes will be his upcoming Presidency. He named: Vice-President-Chris Christie-Because he knows a lot about Vice. Secretary of State-Angelina...
Around 20 celebrities, including actress Jennifer Lawrence, had images of themselves taking leaks posted on image posting website 4Chan. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (whoever she is) said the images of her were old - and were snapped when she was taki...
HOLLYWOOD - The monthly TV ratings are in and TV ClickerWorld is reporting that the premier of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show had ratings that surpassed those of Live With Kelly and Michael. Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld said the first show brok...
HOLLYWOOD - The actor who is best known for playing rock legend Buddy Holly in the 1978 movie The Buddy Holly Story has just signed to host his very own talk show. Busey said that he received a call from an executive at the Bravo Network saying hi...
HOLLYWOOD - Miramix Films in association with Pipe Dream Pictures has just announced that they have signed Scarlett Johansson to star as Megyn Kelly in the movie The Talking Head - The Megyn Kelly Story. The film will be directed and produced by o...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - While most of the country was buried under snow, the Obama's were vacationing in beautiful Hawaii. But a close inside source stated that actually the First Couple was going through one heck of a blizzard. It appears that the...
HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has stated that he has just been approached by executives with Tri-Moon Pictures about starring in a film with the gorgeously sexy Scarlett Johansson. Brand, the ex-husband of Katy Perry told Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickl...
BURBANK - A spokesperson for country music icon Willie Nelson has just announced that Nelson will be appearing in a western with Alana Thompson, star of the reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The 80-year-old singer told Fuchsia Garfunkel, a re...
Scarlett Johansson was fired while working as a substitute teacher in Norway after letting several small boys taste her blood in the class room, News of the World reports. According to the wire service, as many as a dozen boys attending kindergar...
HOLLYWOOD - The stars of the hit television show The Vampire Diaries have just been signed to star in Durango Grundyweather's hijacking drama motion picture The Trillion Dollar Coins. The motion picture is being produced by Pipe Dream Films in ass...
Scarlett Johansson's daughter is following her mother in her footsteps into modeling. Her daughter Wang Johansson turned the streets of New York into a catwalk while hunting for clothing. Scarlett Johansson started her career on Groundhog Day as...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Scarlett Johansson received quite a bit of praise from the speech she gave at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina. She told Political Salad Bar Magazine that President Obama was so pleased with the way...
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has made it known that she would like to adopt Michael Jackson's children Paris, Prince, and Blanket. Jolie and her fiancé Brad Pitt already have six children but the actress stressed that Kate Gosselin has eight and...
CHICAGO - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney and his wife Ann attended a showing of the new super heroes film The Avengers. The blockbuster movie broke the all-time opening weekend record with ticket sales of over $200 million. After vie...
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