Nobody likes China. It’s just not easy being a totalitarian state anymore … not without being loved. So China went to Iran and Saudi Arabia and made them join hands for a photo op. (Two days later, they were back to fighting.) No one knew that…
America is such a good nation. Never done anything wrong. Every time America goes to war, it’s always for a good purpose. Like Afghanistan and Syria and Iraq and … well, those are just the most recent. But what about the Christmas holidays? Don…
Have you ever wanted to kill somebody, but figured you’d never get away with it? Well now, think no more, friend. In a capitalist world, if you have enough money, you can get away with every crime there is, even murder! And other capitalists with…
Trump, as President has played golf with hundreds of politicians, media and sports guys. Just the media stars and politicians read like a Trump Rogues Gallery of Enablers of the Jan 6th Riot - and Invasion of the Capital building. Regular golf p…
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - (World Satire) - The Cosmos News Service has just learned that the government of Saudi Arabia is contemplating invading the country of Bolivia. CNS writer Armada Aquatica stated that the reason is because a Bolivian publicat…
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Sweden) has stated that Sweden wants to buy some of the overabundance of sand that the Saudi Arabians have. A representative for the Swedish government revealed that they are looking to replace s…
The Saudis are tired of Oil. Oil. Oil. They want to get into the lucrative Golf Pro tournament business. It's cheap - just need a couple golf courses, some Golf pros and TV, Cable, and other media rights to make big, quick Money. And Trump's gol…
BILLINGSGATE POST: With a number of famous professional golfers, including Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeau, jumping from the PGA Tour to the LIV Tour, some bad blood is developing between the members of the two g…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – One of the most beautiful female athletes in the history of female athletes has just received a stunning marriage proposal. BuzzFuzz (Saudi Arabian Division) has just stated that filthy-rich Prince Trubeer Alleman…
AL DUWADIMI, Saudi Arabia – (Funny News) - Abdul Abbas Aladdin, spoke to a local Saudi reporter, and said that, due to the Coronavirus, he has not been able to go to work. He is a camel breeder by trade, but he has been moonlighting as a sandbag…
The UK has made the heart-wrenching decision to resume selling weapons to Saudi Arabia despite knowing full fucking well that they will be used on frightened civilians huddling in refugee camps. This is despite, mere weeks ago, Dominic Raab telling t…
After more than 18 months of maintaining that they had nothing to do with the death of The Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, the government of Saudi Arabia are claiming that he was the first known victim of the Coronavirus, COVID-19. Mr...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a battle that no one thought could be staged - at least in the free world - Li’l Wilmer, who held the IAAF World Diarrhea All Specie Championship, defeated Schift E Coyote in an historic dog doo-doo contest that left spectators...
Following the September 14 attack on Saudi Arabia’s Aramco refineries, America promptly blamed Iran for the attack. “It’s an Act of War on US interests,” declared the world’s greatest sanction-slapper, President Donald Trump. “Oil is always a US inte...
Today Mr. Trump asserted he is not looking for a meeting with Iran’s Rouhani next week at the UN General Assembly. Mr. Rouhani, meanwhile, on Monday said he would not meet with Trump in New York. Nevertheless, Mr. Trump plans to be carrying, wi...
Tehran, Iran - “Bin Bags Calls Her Mommy,” Iran’s Supreme Leader said today in a heated FarsiBook rant, as controversial pictures of Saudi rubbish-king-in-waiting Mohammed Bin Bags Salman went viral on the web. The circa 2001 images show a Riyadh...
The US Senate has failed in its attempt to stop the sale of over £8billion worth of weapons to Saudi Arabia. President Trump had issued a special “National Emergency Declaration” to push the sales though. The “national emergency” presumably being the...
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