New York City - Mark Goodman, a former VJ from the 1980's heyday of MTV, was hauled away in handcuffs last week after being caught hitting the button that turns all Sirius/XM radios on, regardless of whether the customer has paid for a subscripti...
It became official, Jesse Ventura and Howard Stern are going to be fighting it out for the Presidency and Vice Presidency of the United States of America in the 2016 elections. Last week Jesse Ventura was being interviewed on The Howard Stern Show...
The preliminary test results are in from the samples taken from Fred's crusty, disgusting, odoriferous chair. As we all saw in earlier threads, Fred's chair is a total mess, there was no surprise when it was discovered that hidden in one of the chann...
You've packed the car, cushions and pillows for the kids, snacks and drinks and sweets to suck. Everything's ready. All you need now is for the wife to be able to read the map for you and be your calming voice as you steer the ship. 'We need to...
On his radio broadcast yesterday, Howard Stern, announced he was into SiriusXM for another 5 year term. His staff blew out a collective sigh of relief at the news. It had been a highly publicized negotiation with swirling rumors running rampant acros...
AARP-eligible shock-jock Howard Stern has locked himself into a dying medium, signing with nearly-bankrupt Sirius/XM for another five years, and $500 million. The previous five-year agreement, which began in 2006 and runs through the end of this m...
In a developing story, internet sources, which are always correct, have reported that Opie and Anthony have just signed a 5 year deal with Sirius XM. Even more shocking, the team is now slated to replace Howard Stern, when his contract ends in De...
KEYPORT, NJ --- Hilarious former WNEW (so-called) 'Shock Jocks' Opie & Anthony have talked for days about their XM Satellite Radio contract expiring on October 1st. And, while they said that a contract offer may be approved in days, sources are s...
By the end of the year you could be cruising with your favorite smells thanks to a new technology that promises to give you the scents and odors you want, when you want it, anywhere in the United States -commercial free. From space to your car.
When director Sandra Mohr decided to find out why her family's 401(k) was looking more like a 201(k) she probably had no idea she would be exposed to the corrupt underworld of hedge funds, criminal market managers, greedy legislators, and sexism.
Insiders are labeling the new combined network "Moprah", while both influential women merge their individual channels into one single all-women's satellite radio station. Oprah's XM channel and Martha's Sirius channel will glean the most popular...
Tampa Florida - A study done at the University of South Florida and published in The Journal of the American Medical Association proves that Satellite radio can cause erectile dysfunction.
The conflict between satellite radio firms became a shooting war today. Sirius announced they shot down one of rival XM's satellites.
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