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Funny story: Egypt Vows To Catch The Sahara Desert Sand Thieves

Egypt Vows To Catch The Sahara Desert Sand Thieves

CAIRO, Egypt - (Spoof News) - President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi of the desert country of Egypt, has made it known that the Egyptian Military is in the process of ascertaining exactly who has been boldly stealing sand from the Sahara Desert. El Sisi s…

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia Reports That They Have Way, Way Too Much Sand - Sweden Agrees To Purchase a Bunch of It

Saudi Arabia Reports That They Have Way, Way Too Much Sand - Sweden Agrees To Purchase a Bunch of It

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Sweden) has stated that Sweden wants to buy some of the overabundance of sand that the Saudi Arabians have. A representative for the Swedish government revealed that they are looking to replace s…

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Funny story: The Weather In Egypt Is So Damn Hot That Camels Are Eating Sand For The Nutrients

The Weather In Egypt Is So Damn Hot That Camels Are Eating Sand For The Nutrients

CAIRO, Egypt - (Satire News) - The world-wide heat wave has been referred to by many names; including Satan's Bitch, The Hot Mama, The Hot Tamale (in Latin America), and The Trumpapalooza Heat Wave in America. Even places that are normally hot are…

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Funny story: Iranian Ships Headed To Venezuela Are Loaded With Weapons, Camels, and Sand

Iranian Ships Headed To Venezuela Are Loaded With Weapons, Camels, and Sand

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reputable source within the White House informed Tittle Tattle Tonight’s Pico de Gallo, of a flotilla of seven Iranian cargo ships that are sailing towards Venezuela. The insider, who uses the clandestin…

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Funny story: Household Sand Bills Set To Rise 200%

Household Sand Bills Set To Rise 200%

Consumers reacted angrily today to a proposed 200% increase in Sand Bills. The increase has been sparked by the recession and global warming. A spokesperson for The Central Sand Board told us: "It's regrettable, but our sand is getting more expens...

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Funny story: UFO mothership suspected behind theft of Jamaica beach

UFO mothership suspected behind theft of Jamaica beach

Kingston, Jamaica - (X-Files Mess): A massive 1,000 metre mothership was reported hovering over the golden shoreline of Coral Spring beach moments before 911 tonnes of high-grade tourist-ready sand vanished. Police sources in the island's northern...

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Funny story: Baghdad Stockmarket Booms as Investors turn to sand

Baghdad Stockmarket Booms as Investors turn to sand

In total contrast to the decline in World Markets the Baghdad Stock Exchange reports a huge rise in inward investments with dramatic gains on the Index as Investors and Commodity Dealers turn to sand. Iraq has huge reserves of sand which is cons...

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Funny story: Ten Things You Probably Didn't Know About Sand

Ten Things You Probably Didn't Know About Sand

Having just moved home, I stumbled across some books and such from when I was at High School. I think this was around 1994, when I would have been thirteen coming fourteen, so please don't take the piss too much. The reason I have published it is because having read this site for two days solid, I've found myself reading anything in the context that it's spoof, or in jest, and as such this relat...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

The official date for the start of summer has come. Beaches are full of surfers and bikini clad teens. People are sipping margaritas poolside. Sales of sun screen and big floppy hats are soaring. Beach balls and babes are both bouncing. Paris Hi...

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