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Funny story: The Andy Dalton-Led Dallas Cowboys Are Friggin' Fired Up

The Andy Dalton-Led Dallas Cowboys Are Friggin' Fired Up

DALLAS – (Sports News) – The victorious Dallas Cowboys, for the second week in a row, have put a huge Big D-sized smile on owner Jerry Jones' face, as quarterback Andy Dalton got the 'boys all friggin fired up. Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gaze…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Brawl During Super Bowl Halftime Break

Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Brawl During Super Bowl Halftime Break

Police were called and were forced to intervene during the Super Bowl halftime show this evening, when Jennifer Lopez and singer, Shakira, got into some kind of dispute, and came to blows. It's not known what caused the incident, but the two are k...

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Funny story: Sexy Latina Babes Jennifer Lopez and Shakira To Perform At Halftime At Super Bowl LIV (54)

Sexy Latina Babes Jennifer Lopez and Shakira To Perform At Halftime At Super Bowl LIV (54)

MIAMI – This year’s Super Bowl (LIV) between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs will feature two hot Latinas performing at halftime. Jennifer Lopez, 50, who is Puerto Rican, and Shakira, 42, who is Colombian, will both be shaking thei...

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Funny story: San Francisco 49ers To Wear LGBT Uniforms In Super Bowl

San Francisco 49ers To Wear LGBT Uniforms In Super Bowl

Sunday's Super Bowl LIV between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs will be notable for many reasons, the latest of which was revealed yesterday, as the 49ers will line up for the game wearing specially-designed, new LGBT rainbow-color...

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Funny story: Sunday's Super Bowl Could Be Cancelled Due To Coronavirus

Sunday's Super Bowl Could Be Cancelled Due To Coronavirus

The staging of Super Bowl LIV in Miami this Sunday, 2 February, has been thrown into doubt this morning, after Florida health officials said that events at which there were likely to be large gatherings of people should be given "the utmost considera...

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Funny story: The San Francisco 49ers Tried To Trade Coach Jim Harbaugh To The Cleveland Browns

The San Francisco 49ers Tried To Trade Coach Jim Harbaugh To The Cleveland Browns

SAN FRANCISCO - Word coming out of 49ersLand is that the team's General Manager Trent Baalke was hoping to trade Coach Jim Harbaugh to the Cleveand Browns. He pointed out that he just got tired of having to argue with Jimmy about every little thin...

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Funny story: Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just made it known that they are not going to be putting up with any diva-like antics from Seahawks cornerback Richard "Motor Mouth" Sherman. The loud-mouthed, quick-tempered Seattle player was fine...

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Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Bite The San Francisco 49ers And Are Super Bowl Bound

The Seattle Seahawks Bite The San Francisco 49ers And Are Super Bowl Bound

SEATTLE - There is no doubt about it - the Seattle Seahawks have some of the most devoted and rabid fans in the entire NFL. The Seahawks fans hold the noise level record for a stadium venue with 136.6 decibels which is roughly the amount of decibe...

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Funny story: The San Francisco 49ers and The Seattle Seahawks Will Tangle In The Left Coast's Rain Capital - Seattle

The San Francisco 49ers and The Seattle Seahawks Will Tangle In The Left Coast's Rain Capital - Seattle

SEATTLE - There is a saying up in the Northwest that Seattle and rain go together like Kirstie Alley and Hostess Twinkies. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke to Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson at a local Barbed Wire...

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Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The temperature at Lambeau Field was minus 15 with the wind chill factor. But Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers said that it felt more like minus 40, as she spent much of the game face down on the frozen Lambeau Field turf.

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Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

LONDON - London Bridge figuratively fell down right smack dab on the Jaguars of Jacksonville as they were soundly beaten by the San Francisco 49ers 42-10. The NFL game was held in London's Wembley Stadium before a crowd of 83,559, many of whom wer...

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Funny story: San Francisco 49ers Safety Changes His Name

San Francisco 49ers Safety Changes His Name

SAN FRANCISCO - Donte Whitner, who is a safety with the 49ers has just paid $27.85 to legally change his last name. Whitner who is noted for his hard-hitting girdiron play told Sporting Chance Magazine that he decided to change his name after the...

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Funny story: The San Francisco 49ers Have To Cut One of Their Lineman As Per The New NFL Weight Limit Rule

The San Francisco 49ers Have To Cut One of Their Lineman As Per The New NFL Weight Limit Rule

SAN FRANCISCO - The San Francisco 49ers are the first team to be affected by the NFL's new 500 pound player weight limit rule. Coach Jim Harbaugh said that he hated to cut defensive tackle Kainano Makatala just before their season's opener against...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Versus History of Zombies

Super Bowl Versus History of Zombies

In this age of too many TV channels, one can easily lose control of the remote and end up on an unexpected network. Opposite the Super Bowl, as usual, was Downton Abbey. Most of us can tell the difference between the deathly Dowager Countess and C...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

NEW ORLEANS - National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell is alleging that the Super Bowl blackout that occurred during the third quarter of Super Bowl XLVII, between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers, was caused by two well-kn...

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Funny story: NFL on Super Bowl XLVII: "We Did Say Blackout Rules Apply..."

NFL on Super Bowl XLVII: "We Did Say Blackout Rules Apply..."

Useless NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has released a statement, claiming that the blackout that crippled tonight's Super Bowl was Pre-planned. "We did say that blackout rules apply," says the Commissioner, whose heavy-handed, inane Commissioneri...

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Funny story: NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."

NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."

NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault." Unnamed sources close to NFL scapegoat-finder / Commissioner Roger Goodell says that he will be issuing a statement tomorrow blaming the shitty play of the cornerbacks and safet...

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