DETROIT - (Sports Satire) - There is lots of joy in Mudville today; ah wrong sport, let's make that Motown. The Detroit Lions die-hard fans are thrilled after team owner Shelia Firestone Ford Hamp, agrees to sign former San Francisco 49ers quarter…
DALLAS – (Sports News) – The victorious Dallas Cowboys, for the second week in a row, have put a huge Big D-sized smile on owner Jerry Jones' face, as quarterback Andy Dalton got the 'boys all friggin fired up. Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gaze…
Police were called and were forced to intervene during the Super Bowl halftime show this evening, when Jennifer Lopez and singer, Shakira, got into some kind of dispute, and came to blows. It's not known what caused the incident, but the two are k...
MIAMI – This year’s Super Bowl (LIV) between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs will feature two hot Latinas performing at halftime. Jennifer Lopez, 50, who is Puerto Rican, and Shakira, 42, who is Colombian, will both be shaking thei...
Sunday's Super Bowl LIV between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs will be notable for many reasons, the latest of which was revealed yesterday, as the 49ers will line up for the game wearing specially-designed, new LGBT rainbow-color...
The staging of Super Bowl LIV in Miami this Sunday, 2 February, has been thrown into doubt this morning, after Florida health officials said that events at which there were likely to be large gatherings of people should be given "the utmost considera...
SAN FRANCISCO - Word coming out of 49ersLand is that the team's General Manager Trent Baalke was hoping to trade Coach Jim Harbaugh to the Cleveand Browns. He pointed out that he just got tired of having to argue with Jimmy about every little thin...
NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just made it known that they are not going to be putting up with any diva-like antics from Seahawks cornerback Richard "Motor Mouth" Sherman. The loud-mouthed, quick-tempered Seattle player was fine...
SEATTLE - There is no doubt about it - the Seattle Seahawks have some of the most devoted and rabid fans in the entire NFL. The Seahawks fans hold the noise level record for a stadium venue with 136.6 decibels which is roughly the amount of decibe...
SEATTLE - There is a saying up in the Northwest that Seattle and rain go together like Kirstie Alley and Hostess Twinkies. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke to Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson at a local Barbed Wire...
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The temperature at Lambeau Field was minus 15 with the wind chill factor. But Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers said that it felt more like minus 40, as she spent much of the game face down on the frozen Lambeau Field turf.
LONDON - London Bridge figuratively fell down right smack dab on the Jaguars of Jacksonville as they were soundly beaten by the San Francisco 49ers 42-10. The NFL game was held in London's Wembley Stadium before a crowd of 83,559, many of whom wer...
SAN FRANCISCO - Donte Whitner, who is a safety with the 49ers has just paid $27.85 to legally change his last name. Whitner who is noted for his hard-hitting girdiron play told Sporting Chance Magazine that he decided to change his name after the...
SAN FRANCISCO - The San Francisco 49ers are the first team to be affected by the NFL's new 500 pound player weight limit rule. Coach Jim Harbaugh said that he hated to cut defensive tackle Kainano Makatala just before their season's opener against...
In this age of too many TV channels, one can easily lose control of the remote and end up on an unexpected network. Opposite the Super Bowl, as usual, was Downton Abbey. Most of us can tell the difference between the deathly Dowager Countess and C...
NEW ORLEANS - National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell is alleging that the Super Bowl blackout that occurred during the third quarter of Super Bowl XLVII, between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers, was caused by two well-kn...
Useless NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has released a statement, claiming that the blackout that crippled tonight's Super Bowl was Pre-planned. "We did say that blackout rules apply," says the Commissioner, whose heavy-handed, inane Commissioneri...
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