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Funny story: Our Lady of The Lake Defeats Our Lady of The Swamp In The Annual Womens Bingo Bowl

Our Lady of The Lake Defeats Our Lady of The Swamp In The Annual Womens Bingo Bowl

SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Our Lady of The Lake met Our Lady of The Swamp in the 29th Annual Womens Bingo Bowl at The George Strait Stadium, before an enthusiastic crowd of 87,307 fans. Our Lady of The Swamp, which is located in Ponchatoula,…

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Funny story: Toyota Develops The New Military Tank Cycle

Toyota Develops The New Military Tank Cycle

SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – The Toyota Corporation has just developed the new, state-of-the-art military Patton 17 Tank Cycle X. The new military war machine was tested out recently in Iran against Isis soldiers who ran for the hills (or rather…

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Funny story: Historical Inspectors Say The Alamo Is Infested With Mold

Historical Inspectors Say The Alamo Is Infested With Mold

SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – Famed Texas historian Bobby “Buck” Buckaroo, has just stated that the 187-year-old historical mission/fort was recently inspected by members of the U.S. Inspecting Association. The inspectors, led by Howie P. Petstee…

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Funny story: A Cattle Rancher In San Antonio Has Taught His Cattle To Pose For Photos

A Cattle Rancher In San Antonio Has Taught His Cattle To Pose For Photos

SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – Texas cattle rancher Ambrose “Slim” Pickweather, says that he is a fifth-generation cattlemen going back to 1837, when his great, great, great, great grandfather Otto “Slim” Pickweather owned over 2 million acres in Tumb…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc., Wants To Buy The Alamo and Turn It Into a Luxurious Historical Bed & Breakfast

Bezos-Musk Inc., Wants To Buy The Alamo and Turn It Into a Luxurious Historical Bed & Breakfast

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The largest corporation in the world Bezos-Musk Inc., has just announced that it is currently in negotiations with The Alamo Coalition Alliance, in an effort to purchase the historical Texas mission located in downtown…

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Funny story: The New York Jets Have Decided To Change Their Team Uniform Colors And Possibly Move To San Antonio

The New York Jets Have Decided To Change Their Team Uniform Colors And Possibly Move To San Antonio

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the Jets hierarchy says that after the team’s dismal (2-14) record last year, the powers-that-be feel that they have to make a drastic change. Spokesperson Zeke Weatherwine, 91, said that severa…

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Funny story: The Alamo May Have To Be Demolished Due To Extensive Snow Damage

The Alamo May Have To Be Demolished Due To Extensive Snow Damage

SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – The San Antonio City Council has just received the damage estimates that the 1,000 year-old Great Texas Snowstorm of 2021 recently inflicted to the 185-year-old historical Alamo. The historical mission was the site wh…

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Funny story: People Are Going Crazy Over Mickey D's New Food Item

People Are Going Crazy Over Mickey D's New Food Item

CHICAGO – (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation has always prided itself in striving to be the first fast food franchise to introduce a new menu item during the early part of each new year. And this year is no different. Mickey D's marketi…

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Funny story: Egrets Are The Laziest Birds in The World, and The Only Birds That Actually Walk South For The Winter

Egrets Are The Laziest Birds in The World, and The Only Birds That Actually Walk South For The Winter

SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – Aviary professors at San Antonio’s Solid State College have pointed out that the egret is the laziest bird in the entire world. Dr. Galahad P. Pio stated that a group of aviary scientists have noted that the egrets ar…

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Funny story: Movie Theaters in Texas are the First to Reopen

Movie Theaters in Texas are the First to Reopen

SAN ANTONIO – The Davy Crockett Movie Theater Multiplex in San Antonio, opened its doors for the first time in weeks. A crowd of movie-goers, estimated to number about 17, quickly filed in. Ruby Jo LaGrange, 24, was the first to go in. She was...

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Funny story: Texas To Increase The Speed Limit Between San Antonio and Austin To 85 MPH!

Texas To Increase The Speed Limit Between San Antonio and Austin To 85 MPH!

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry has just announced his decision to allow the speed limit on the presently still under construction Highway 131, to be increased from 55 MPH to an amazing 85 MPH. The stretch of highway located between San Antonio and A...

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Funny story: New Orleans Saints Owner Tom Benson Hints That Due To "BountyGate" He May Be Moving The Team To San Antonio

New Orleans Saints Owner Tom Benson Hints That Due To "BountyGate" He May Be Moving The Team To San Antonio

NEW ORLEANS - The New Orleans Saints have had more ups and downs than a Six Flags Over Texas Theme Park roller coaster. The team has been hit with BountyGate and Head Coach Sean Payton has been suspended for the entire football season. Several oth...

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Funny story: Non-Hurricane Don Got His Butt Kicked By The Texas Heat Wave

Non-Hurricane Don Got His Butt Kicked By The Texas Heat Wave

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas - People in the Lone Star state coastal town of Corpus Christi, known as The Sparkling City By The Bay did not even bother going out To Home Depot or Lowe's and purchasing plywood to board up their windows. Lifelong Corpus Ch...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest and "Coffee Bob" To Film A Commercial For Starbucks

Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest and "Coffee Bob" To Film A Commercial For Starbucks

SAN ANTONIO - Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest looked like a runaway freight train as he slammed into two fans sitting in the front row of San Antonio's ATT Center during the recent Los Angeles Lakers vs. San Antonio Spurs game. One of the fa...

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Funny story: The Caretakers At The Alamo Hit With 17 Safety Violations

The Caretakers At The Alamo Hit With 17 Safety Violations

SAN ANTONIO - The Extremely Elderly Gals of The Republic of Texas, an organization made up mostly of blue-haired old ladies in their 70s, 80s, and 90s has been informed that their organization's landmark mission/fortress has been issued a total of 17...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Visit The Alamo and Get The Indecent Exposure Charges Dropped

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Visit The Alamo and Get The Indecent Exposure Charges Dropped

SAN ANTONIO - The stars of The Vampire Dairies, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder visited San Antonio after spending a few days in New Orleans. The couple walked hand-in-hand down the famed River Walk where Nina could be seen feeding Cheetos dipped...

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Funny story: San Antonio Opens Up The First U.S. Sperm Bank With A Drive Thru Window

San Antonio Opens Up The First U.S. Sperm Bank With A Drive Thru Window

SAN ANTONIO - In the who said there is nothing new under the sun category. A branch of The San Antonio Second National Sperm Bank has just opened up the nation's very first Sperm Bank with a drive thru window. Traci Ann Quickowitz, president in ch...

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