Marriage is a union between a man and a woman, and it is sacred, blessed and ruled over by GOOOOOOOOOD! [Listen to those heavy metal lyrics!] God is there when Mr and Mrs are going through a wedding chapel drive-thru in Las Vegas, the groom dresse…
The Australian government will issue a postal plebiscite (kind of a questionnaire for plebs) to ask Australians to vote on what the date is. Dogged by claims of being out of touch, Prime Minister Malarkey Bullshite indicated in federal parliament...
AUSTIN (Kitteh Network News) After a weekend full of harsh criticism on the internet for advising state employees to ignore the Supreme Court ruling in favor of marriage equality, Governor Greg Abbott and Attorney General Ken Paxton wasted no time in...
"It started with that bottle of tequila" says Danny, jumping as his new husband unexpectedly puts a comforting hand on his shoulder. Danny is an 18 year old fine arts major at Northeastern University, here in Vegas with his Boston posse for the weekend. We find him dressed to kill in a slimming sheer black tank top and extra-short shorts, exiting The Love-Shack Temple of Love on the arm of a ta...
CHARLESTON, S.C. - A judge issued the first gay marriage licenses in South Carolina on Wednesday, even as the state attorney general asked the U.S. Supreme Court to step in and block the action by defining marriage as the legally recognized union...
In the past, Speaker of The House of Representatives John Boner said," Listen, I believe that marriage is the union of one man and one woman," Boehner said. "All right. It's what I grew up with. It's what I believe. It's what my church teaches me. An...
Superstar Godzilla recently sat down with Starpower's Lisa Lenard and when she asked him about gay marriage a pretty chill Godzilla says he totally supports it. "Look, I'm the last guy that should be denying anyone anything. I mean, when I come...
ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The state of Michigan has just announced that it will now allow same sex couples [i.e. a guy and a guy or a gal and a gal] to enter into holy matrimony. The state's thousands of same-sexers cheered so loudly that people livin...
Canal Street, the area of Manchester frequented by the LGBT community, has only one corner shop, Azeef's; umbrella sales at this shop have increased four hundred fold since UKIP's announcement that gay marriage causes floods. "I'm thinking of sell...
Ronald House says that he and his married partner, John Eberton are probably going to get a divorce. "It's his nosy mother Sarah, she has spoiled him rotten and now she expects me to do the same thing. She didn't want us to get married in the firs...
A gay couple who recently got married in California are being sued by one of their ex-boyfriends. "Steve proposed to me over a year ago and we planned to get married once it was legal for same-sex couples to do so", stated Jared Letcher of Las Ve...
Jackson, WY Allegedly evil ex-vice president Dick Cheney announced today that he would be attending the Bob Jones Seminary in order to receive religious orders to become a practicing minister. The waterboarding enthusiast will conduct weddings for...
Gay marriages are having a hard time because, most say, marriage means commitment, and most of them have never tried that over a long period of time. "This is Rash Limbo and I'm giving it my two cents worth." "Now don't turn away. After all, I...
Both Billy Ray Smith and Roger Wentworth say they are virgins who want to get married. "I know such a thing is uncommon these days", stated Roger. "But we both have high moral standards." "That's so sweet, Roger." "Right back at you, Billy R...
San Francisco, Ca - A new study shows more gay men are waiting to 'tie the knot' before they 'thread the needle'. Researchers at The Assbury Institute have determined that the 'risqué', 'wanton' behavior towards sex many heterosexuals believe to be...
Longtime conservative United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is apparently morphing into a living caricature of Gargamel, the perpetually-plotting yet ever-frustrated hedge wizard slash homeless man antagonist from "The Smurfs." "It'...
With the recent legalisation of gay marriage, Coronation Street bosses have written the most unique fictional wedding in history as Roy Cropper and Haley Patterson tie the knot in a full church wedding. "Roy and Haley had a civil partnership back...
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